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How old are you?

19

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

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🌌🙃🌌

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Heartbreak is not being in love at 16 with some silly boy who doesn’t love you back, despite what they say. Real heartbreak is not getting to experience the important things in life because you’re too damn strung up on a boy who won’t remember your name in a month. So, darling, find happiness in the smallest things, like being awake at 5:38am and watching the sunrise, or staying up until 01:30am sat outside looking at the stars because “looking into infinity you’ll realise there’s much more to life than what you do everyday.” Find happiness in the way your best friend laughs at your jokes that no one else besides her would understand. Find happiness in the way your mother makes your favourite dinner just because she saw you in a bad mood. Or find happiness in finally finishing your favourite book that you took forever to pick up and read. But most importantly, find happiness within yourself.

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cruzfucker

third base is me asking if you hate me

alien-here

This is how I keep up with my make up addiction, easy hundred or so a week. The link in photo actually works, sign up and verify email or else they dont pay you. Works worldwide I think.

real

lol! is this for real!?

alien-here

Haha @real asking if it is real.. very real! This is what I got last week:

And here’s further proof of me getting the money on Pay Pal 🙄

amazed

Well.. consider me amazed.

twister

Its more like.. fate. 😇

pandora

Uh oh.. are we opening a pandoras box now? 😏

may

May..be? 😂

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Shit that happens when I am afk. 🙃

mba

When the OG tumblr famous joke around and you just have an MBA in urls.

happiest

This thread makes me the happiest. :)

real

Oh wow lol.. got it.. it is real! 🙄

alien-here

When popular people reblog your shit and they start verifying you are human on the link. -__-

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So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer.”