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“Wow” - Owen Wilson

[ashstfu]

i woke up tired like 8 years ago and i haven't recovered since

[meshugenist]

[radariant]

How do I get money to get commissions

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[teenscoolest]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[ur-myth]

[paddingtonbears-deactivated2021]

me when i definitely don’t have plany off time: oobh i got plany off time

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[dankmemeuniversity]

[with-practice]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[em0-dads]

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

[actualreyofsunshine]

#LesbianAllyOfTheYearGrandaJoe

[peitalo]

i love thinking about sea creatures they are just swimming right now.... maybe even crawling or floating they’re just out there in water. love wins

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly