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[bigskycastle]

what are your pronouns?

why. what are you saying about me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miller-day]

Emma (2020) meets Clueless (1995).

[ripe]

bluecloverrabbitry on ig

[lacuna-matata]

[sergeantgiraffe]

Zucchini is that you ???

[twitblr]

Wilted Leaves Of Cabbage

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homopower]

[augustarambles]

If we tell them this it might just work

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[out-of-context-image-search]

Sometime overnight this post blasted from 69,100 to 70,100, which means at some point somebody got The Meme Number (69,420) and I am very disappointed they didn’t send me a screenshot

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

[bunjywunjy]

… guys, the percentages at the end of this quiz are the population results statistics from everyone who’s taken it, not similarity percentages for you personally. the inner workings of this quiz remain a dark and slightly upsetting mystery

[swaglexander-the-great]

I’m in the 11% Gryffindor, and honestly that’s so accurate bc there was so much reading I just skipped half of it and clicked the first one i skimmed that seemed legit

[sergeantgiraffe]

This quiz was pretentious af but at least I got Hufflepuff !!!! Hell yeah s/o to the BEST HOUSE ✨🌟✨🍯🎗💛

[sickfuture]

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[newtonpermetersquare]

You can’t be that dumb, right?

[the-bi-man-cometh]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[12b6]

Listen, I liked Sanders. But the Supreme Court is the only thing I care about right now.

If you vote for anyone that isn't the Democrat nominee, we are looking at a 7-2 right-wing SCOTUS. For how long? 30-40 YEARS.

RBG is 87. Breyer is 81. Chances of them making it to 2024 are not great.

For the record, I think this system is FUCKED and this isn't how SCOTUS composition should be decided, but it is how it is right now.

If you care about the rights of women, of minorities of any kind, you really need to vote for the democrat nominee. No third parties or write ins. No abstaining. And for crying out loud, no assuming that Trump won't win even if you don't vote. VOTE BLUE.

[12b6]

[kyraneko]

Joe Biden is chemo. Chemo sucks and sorta tries to kill you, but you take it because it kills your cancer faster.

The current state of affairs with regards to how the country’s being run? Cancer. 

Bernie Sanders would have been a surgery that cuts the tumor out without long-term damage, but from the looks of it we’re at the point where that’s not a viable option.

Not voting is essential oils: it smells nice and does nothing.

[randomslasher]

Reblogging for one of the best analogies of this election cycle I’ve ever read.

[ithelpstodream]

[sergeantgiraffe]

Yeah but also a healthy amount of shame is good for you... otherwise what would your morals be ???