— EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES

SERGIO BROAS. 33. LAWYER. A I M for the stars and i shouldn't have missed but i was ridin' on fumes so i stopped by the moon now i'm sittin' on the hood of this bitch like T H A N K S for the V I E W

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: I know you don't think so, but you really are. You're my favorite.

Skyler: I don't like it. Doesn't mean you have to stop.

Skyler: Good.

Sergei: Okay, well, if you insist that I'm your favorite, I won't exactly disagree with you.

Sergei: If you don't like it, I won't do it. Simple as that.

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tylerprince:

“NO – look, i said.. there was FAT ELVIS and some guy in a T-REX suit fist fighting over a beer.. I was trying to separate them.. bot ended up getting PULLED INTO IT..” She confessed. “Hence..” She paused, nodding toward the dinosaur head piece on her table. “I swear that’s the only reason that’s right..” She mused. “Man.. Vegas is fucking.. weird.” Tyler insisted. “What about you.. you’ve got to have seen some weird shit going on around the desert.” She insisted. “AREA 51 and all that bullshit..”

“Well, there was that one time I saw a hooch-brewing operation get shut down. It was like Breaking Bad, but without the drugs. Elvis was somehow involved with that one, too. I swear I’ve seen too many Elvis impersonators living here my entire life.”

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robertbeaucanon:

Damn that dog ran fast, even someone with the preparation Robert had did not manage to catch up with him and it didn’t take long before the caramel-furred Labrador was out of sight. Robbie stopped on his tracks, hands on his knees as he tried to catch his breath – surely he was running around the park like an idiot, but now he was an idiot who didn’t even know which way to run. As soon as he caught his breath, he looked at the closest person with hands on his hips. “Did you by any possible chance see a knee high Labrador running around? Attends by the name of Waffle– don’t judge, my son named him.”

The guy was out of breath, that much was positive. Sergei had been scrolling through his emails when a dog had run past him and then the supposed owner stopped in front of him a few minutes later. A chuckle left his mouth at the guy’s comment. “It’s a dog. I’m really not going to judge you for what you name him. Dogs accept any name you give them. That’s why most people love them so much. But yes, I did see said dog run over that way to piss on a tree.”

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evangelinerowe:

“So…. I’ve been thinking of expanding my business” Evangeline murmured, biting on her lip as she thought about it. It had taken her a while to come to that conclusion, but she had decided that she thought it was a good idea. “My bakery is doing pretty well here in Vegas, and I was thinking of opening up another one across town…. There can never be too many bakeries after all”

Although it seemed like she was talking to herself, he assumed she was directing her talking to someone. And there was no way he wasn’t commenting. “You’re damn right there can never be too many bakeries. I mean, have you ever really heard someone complain about cupcakes?”

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@skylerswan

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: Thank you. You're the best person I know too.

Skyler: Not that I'd mind .. i mean if you wanted, but thanks.

Skyler: I love you.

Sergei: Are you sure about that? Absolutely positive?

Sergei: It sure seemed like you would've minded.

Sergei: I know you do.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: Give me one now. I can use it after the day I had.

Skyler: you would stop while I'm there? You really are the best, I don't deserve you.

Sergei: You are the best person I've met in my lifetime.

Sergei: Of course I would. It would be disrespectful if I just did that to you every night.

Sergei: You know, usually I would say that nobody deserves me, but I love you so I won't.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: Who knew you could be cute and give compliments.

Skyler: Am I meant to just try to block out the sound of you fucking a different girl every night? I'd rather stick with the mold.

Sergei: I'm always cute and it's easy to give you compliments.

Sergei: Well, I wouldn't do that if you were around. I have morals.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: That's a good thing. Plus I'm too adorable to be mad. I don't even know how you'd manage to make me mad. Well look at that, we're too perfect

Skyler: It is bad. I think I have mold in my shower. :/ That's why I'm always at yours.

Sergei: I guess you are pretty adorable. Can't really disagree with that one. We are perfect.

Sergei: That's disgusting. You should probably stay at my place permanently for the time being.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: You need to get me mad, and then I can probably insult you a lot more

Skyler: That's true. I don't know why you haven't suggested this earlier, imagine all the money I could have had.

Sergei: I don't know how to get you mad though. I've never had to.

Sergei: You would be living in a way nicer apartment. Not that the one you have now is bad.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: the girls you bring home are... horrible. idk what else to say.

Skyler: Promise?! I get paid twelve dollars at the motel. i don't know how much assistants make, but i'm hoping it's a bit more.

Sergei: Ok, that was pretty bad. That's how I know we'll never get into a fight though.

Sergei: Well, you definitely get paid more than twelve dollars. And I'm sure you'll be the kind to want to do overtime. I mean, you get to spend time with me.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: but i don't want to be mean to you, I love you too much for that.

Skyler: What if you fire me or we get in a fight? What if you decide you don't want me to be around you that me?

Sergei: Come on, I can take it. It's like ripping of a bandaid. Except it won't hurt a bit

Sergei: I would never fire you nor will we get into a fight. And I always want you around.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: I like your back too much to stab it. Besides you kinda let me get away with too much to be mean to you.

Skyler: Wait, wait.. Are you giving me a job, broas?

Sergei: How sweet of you. You could still be mean to me if you really wanted to. You can try right now.

Sergei: If you want one, you can have one.

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sms | skywalker

Skyler: I think the point is not to trust the people you work with. I'm sure half of them would stab you in the back if they could.

Skyler: I had to fish it out in the water. I don't know if that's better than the garbage. I need a new job.

Sergei: I'm way better at stabbing people in the back, trust me. I'd know if someone was attempting it. Except if it was you. But I doubt you'd stab me in the back.

Sergei: Well, I could always use an assistant. Just saying.

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