avalizzle

oops i did it again

[christiandefontearchive]

[serialhomewrecker]

last night was less perfect than I originally thought

[serialhomewrecker]

[atumblweedlostinthewind]

[miikesnow]

“But you can’t be free. Cause I’m selfish, I’m obscene” 

[serialhomewrecker]

[rhymes-with-banaca]

Wow, I really like kissing people. Oops

[farhampton]

i could show you around the city before you even got here

[passivites]

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

[as-seenon-tv]

my favorite jokes

when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible

calling random animals “weird looking dogs”

[apxtheosis-remaking]

severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects

severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

[hickeybickeyboo]

Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image

Everyone is in on a joke

[swordofparacelsius]

incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)

[serialhomewrecker]

[serialhomewrecker]

treat yo self round 1

[serialhomewrecker]

[serialhomewrecker]

lookin for prom date hmu

[serialhomewrecker]

[serialhomewrecker]

[kahaleesi-deactivated20160102]

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair