𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 . . .

[serialsister]

#SERIALSISTER    -    ind.  scream  original  character  mackenzie  ‘mac’  macher  .  extremely  private  and  selective.  exploring  themes  of    ...   total  abandonment  ,  the  girl's  gone  mad  ,    avenging  the  villain  ,  the  walking  alibi  ,  and  going  absolutely  batshit  when  your  murderous  brother  dies  in  the  town  massacre  .    slashed  by  harley  .  she  /  her  .  est  .  twenty-six  .  low-activity.        follow at your own risk             

[serialsister]

now i have to make icons huh...

[serialsister]

i’m at work but have a bit of time to get some writing done so working on i box things - send em in if you’d like!

[bassettmemes]

SCREAM VI SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ spoilers will be present and are tagged as such. general horror movie trope trigger warnings apply. death/murder, mentions of blood/gore, etc.

we have to finish the movie.

who gives a fuck about the movie?!

i always wanted to stick something in you, [name]!

this is creepy, right?

he's after me! he's got a knife!

the worst part is: you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley. alone.

[name] wouldn't be caught dead at a frat party.

get me a drink!

we said we wouldn't use the voice modulator on each other.

it was even better than we ever even imagined.

is that why you killed her? because she gave you a c-?

come on, [name]. how long have we known each other?

why are you fucking with me?

you know what? this is stupid.

what i'm really worried about is [name].

every time i push you for specifics, you shut down.

i have trust issues.

my father was a famous serial killer. they made a movie about him.

last year i found out that my boyfriend was also a serial killer.

i stabbed him 22 times and slit his throat, and then shot him in the head. that's not why i'm here.

it felt... right.

i'm not equipped to deal with this kind of thing.

by law, i'm required to report this to the authorities.

who the fuck is [name]?!

she went to the omega kappa beta party.

i cannot speak to how heavily armed [name] is at this fraternity party.

it doesn't bother you? being at a house party after you were almost brutally murdered at a house party?

i guess i should stay close to you, then.

why don't you get your fucking hands off her?

i'm just gonna tase you in the balls real quick.

don't ever lay hands on my sister.

are you fucking kidding me?

you embarrassed me!

if i wanna hook up with an asshole, that's my decision!

you're not dealing with what happened to us!

i'm uninterested in living in the past like you are.

so you're just gonna pretend like it never happened?

i'm just trying to look out for you.

you can't do it for the rest of my life, though. you have to let me go.

i think you're really special.

did i cockblock you?

please stop saying the word cock.

i can't help but notice you're covered in cherry coke.

being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.

the last two people who fucked with us ended up dead.

do you have alibis for earlier tonight?

i met [name] at that party. where i tased someone. unrelated.

i take a special interest in ghostface attacks...

we share a certain history...

do you think you're the reason the ghostface killer has come to the big apple?

stay away from us.

are you really still mad at me?

i heard you couldn't sell the movie rights.

you called me unstable and a born killer.

maybe you're just afraid that without ghostface in your life, you're gonna fade away.

what's a requel?

you're beautiful, sweetie. hold all questions until the end.

am i gonna die a virgin?

that was a weird overshare...

why am i on the suspect list?

the slutty roommate: a horror movie classic.

never trust the love interest.

what if the trauma you all went through made one, or more, of you snap?

that's pretty messed up.

it's like he's leaving us real-life franchise easter eggs.

it's like he's counting down to something.

forget about the movies; the movies don't matter.

did you just give us a nickname?

you can't just give yourself a nickname, dingus.

we have all been through some really fucked up stuff and we are all coping with it differently.

we're a team.

i've been sleeping with cute boy from across the hall.

i freaking knew it! i knew it, i knew it, i knew it!

yeah, she's my roommate, but you're, like, the police.

she's really freaked out.

oh, fuck, that guy's dead!

say something more positive!

you fuck with my family, you die.

sorry i punched you...

when did they start letting children into the fbi?

you look like a zygote.

i'm just really good at my job. you'll get there.

it's not just a theater, it's a shrine.

how did they get all this? isn't this evidence?

i had a crush on corey feldman...

okay. game recognize game.

when do i get to be a normal person again?

my parents suck to. you can still make your own family.

technically i did die. four minutes.

when i recovered, i got mad. i didn't want to spend the rest of my life being afraid of monsters. i wanted the monsters to be afraid of me.

bitch, last time i saw you, you were in glee club.

did you really think we were gonna steal a police car and not use the sirens?

that's a cop car! you can't steal a cop car!

spoiler alert: it never works out for the dipshit in the mask.

i'm scared.

i'll just give myself up. if this is what i have to do to keep you safe, it's worth it.

none of us would even be alive if it weren't for you.

he's gonna keep coming after us.

we want to lure him to a secure location and lure him inside.

and then we execute him. are you gonna help us?

let's kill the son of a bitch.

god damn it, i got it wrong again. what the fuck?

fuck this franchise.

don't trust anyone, remember?

you're not woodsboro. i'm sorry.

i cleared the whole place before you got here.

we turned it into a kill box.

we're safe here.

grab a weapon and clear this place yourself.

[name] has been on a downward spiral since the woodsboro murders last year.

they fired [name] two months ago for being mentally unstable. they're no longer with the fbi.

it's [name], they're the killer!

smile for the camera, motherfucker!

"dying" was a good way to get off the suspect list.

i got stu macher's mask. he was my favorite.

this is what we've been counting down to, [name].

fuck you!

i didn't commit those murders in woodsboro!

all the best lies are based on the truth.

there's the fucking killer.

we had to kill those two wannabe film students, because, well, we had to kill you first.

he was so pathetic.

looks like you're down another sibling.

always gotta shoot 'em in the head.

what's your favorite scary movie? i'm asking because you're in one now.

you're in my movie.

my father was a murderer. no matter what you think, i'm better than that.

i promise you i'm going to get so much therapy after this.

we're all part of the same fucked up family now.

did i miss the monologue again?!

[stabmacher]

' you're in my movie, now. you're a star. so don't fuck it up! '

[serialsister]

“  it’s  not  scary  when  you  use  the  voice  .  .  .  you  just  sound  goofy.  ”

[williambyers]

Please don’t hurt us.

[serialsister]

obsessher​:

@SERIALSISTER,     from here.

i  don’t  think  my  VIGOROUS  CAUTION  could’ve  prepared  me  for  what  i  am  seeing.  yes,  i  wanted  him  dead,  yes,  i  MIGHT’VE  expressed  this  seldomly  to  mac  …  but  to  see  her  standing   knife   in   hand   ⸻       ❛  i’m  not  upset  with  you,  ❜  actually,  i  feel  as  though  i  could  breathe fire,       ❛  but  WHAT  THE  FUCK  happened  in  here?  ❜

girl  -  rage  is  such  a  powerful  ,  beautiful  thing  .  the  sheer  ability  to  see  pure  red  ,  to  lose  it  for  just  a  moment  and  act  on  impulse  ,  only  the  regain  that  consciousness  that  causes  her  lip  to  quiver  .  mac’s  just  a  victim  ,  a  delicate  thing  put  into  an  impossible  situation  .  the  knife  visibly  shakes  between  fingers  stained  with  sticky  ,  crimson  -  colored  blood  ,  ragged  breath  sucked  violently  into  her  lungs  and  swallowed  whole  to  stop  the  bitter  sting  of  crocodile  tears  from  streaming  down  her  cheeks  .  “  he  was  going  to  hurt  you  .  .  .  said  that  you  should  be  locked  up  .  .  .  ”  google  translate  english  to  psychopathic  liar  -  he  pissed  me  off  .    

[serialsister]

she has literally never done anything wrong ever, thank you for coming to my ted talk 

[serialsister]

obsessher​:

my  ears  perk  at  your  mentioning  of  hill  house  —  maybe  you  are  the  expert. i  meet  your  eyes  with  a  shrug,  my  fingers  CARESSING  the  pages  of  a  book  i’m  about  to  deposit  on  the  shelf.  ❛  come  on,  mary  shelley  didn’t  HANG  AROUND  AT  HER  MOTHER’S  GRAVE  for  you  to  critique  frankenstein  so  harshly !  ❜  it’s  a  favorite  of  mine,  if  that  wasn’t  apparent.  ❛  however,  jackson’s  work  is  still  haunting  us,  decades  later.  ❜  cut  to  the  chase,  joe.  ❛  sorry,  here  i  am  talking  your  ear  off  about  horror  and  i  haven’t  even  introduced  myself.  joe,  ❜  is  my  hand  too  calloused?  i  extend  it  to  yours  to  invite  a  greeting. 

“  now  i  never  said  she  was  anything  but  phenomenal    -    just  that  i’m  not  in  advanced  lit  100  anymore.  ”    didn’t  mean  she  didn’t  have  a  hardback  limited  edition  copy,  embossed  cover  and  all,  tucked  neatly  away  on  her  shelf  at  home.  it  was  still  a  classic.  his  pun  and  introduction  are  acknowledged  with  the  slow  shake  of  her  head,  chestnut  locks  swaying  softly  against  her  shoulders.    “  i  could  read  that  much.  ”  her  delicate  finger  points  gently  at  his  nametag,  crimson  polish  reflected  back  at  her  by  its  metal.    offered  hand  is  left  untouched,  instead,  mac  places  the  hunger  into  his  outstretched  palm,  her  own  fingers  lingering  until  it’s  secure  in  his  grip.    “  i  think  you’ll  like  this  one,  joe.  ”    it’s  customary  now,  to  keep  her  name  to  herself    -    people  abused  that  knowledge.  why  she  doesn’t  return  the  introduction.  a  single  whiff  of  being  tied  to  murder  and  suddenly  those  dirty  details  are  all  you’re  good  for.    “  no  shelley,  or  jackson  for  that  matter  but,  still  worth  a  read.  ”

[serialsister]

mommy mommy mommy

y'all gotta stop with this 😂

[serialsister]

hehe mac is named mackenzie bc of the “call the mackenzie’s / go down to the mackenzie’s” lines from scream 96 and halloween :) 

[serialsister]

serialias​:

(  you’re  teasing  me  back  —  good.  but  what  if  my  recommendations  aren’t  good  enough  for  your  taste?  no,  there’s  no  way.  I  AM  THE  EXPERT.  )  ❛  i’m  sure  you  have  read  these  already,  but  dracula,  interview  with  the  vampire,  SPECIFICALLY  frankenstein,  are  all  good  classic  starts.  if  you’d  prefer  something  unheard  of,  then  i’d  recommend  the  terror.  fascinating  historical  fiction  about  the  franklin  expedition  that  went  missing.  ❜  he  lowers  his  arms  from  the  shelf,  crossing  them  as  he  inspects  her.  ❛  are  those  ADEQUATE?  do  you  have  any  for  me?  ❜

“  you’re  not  really  recommending  high  school  literature  to  me,  are  you?  ”    she’s  only  teasing,  it’s  clear  in  the  warmth  of  her  grin.  at  least  he  can  appreciate  the  classics.  though  they’re  nothing  new  in  the  world  of  a  horror  buff    -    stu  always  preferred  the  movies,  but  the  books  had  been  mac’s  favorite.    “  historical  fiction  isn’t  quite  my  cup  of  tea.  ”    attention  drifts  to  the  aisle  beside  them    -    thriller/suspense    -    they  never  liked  to  label  anything  as  horror,  anymore.  it’s  influencing  the  kids!  frame  slips  around  the  corner,  a  polished  fingertip  treading  lightly  over  the  row  of  novels  before  her,  soft  hum  vibrating  against  her  lips.    “  depends  on  what  you’re  looking  for  .  .  .  shirley  jackson  makes  terror  feel  familiar  and  beautiful  with  hill  house.  the  other,  by  thomas  tryon  if  you  want  something  to  mess  with  your  head  .  .  .  ”    what  she  searched  for  now  finally  found,  the  paperback  is  slid  gently  from  it’s  confines  to  then  be  held  out  his  way.  his  move.    “  for  you,  mister  historical  fiction    -    the  hunger,  by  alma  katsu.  donner  party  meets  ghost  story.  ”

[serialsister]

EDITS OF MACKENZIE MACHER ft. scars


mac gained two prominent scars by the end of the ‘97 murders. one at the base of her neck where her throat was slit, and a large scar on her left shoulder, a result of a stab wound and subsequent repair surgery. both are rather large and noticeable, hued in deep purples and reds while they’re fresh, and faded into lilacs and pinks the older she got. however, they never fade completely. 
the shoulder scar is covered in most shirts and is brushed off as a surgery scar to anyone who asks. the scar on her throat is far harder to hide. it’s the reason mac’s hair is never pulled up and she prefers chunky sweaters and high necklines whenever she can get away with wearing them.

[serialsister]

I AM NOT 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓. I AM NOT 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒. I AM A 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓.

[goodbergmoved-deactivated202401]

 ✧    SERIALSISTER     —      MACKENZIE  MACHER

(  look  at  you.  you’ve  been  through  a  lot,  that  much  i  could  tell.  i’m  not  sure  if  you’re  new  to  the  area,  but  i’ve  been  seeing  you  so  much  more  lately.  it  didn’t  take  long  to  do  much  digging,  you’re  practically  famous,  and  god,  that’s  tragic.  the  weight  of  the  world  is  on  your  shoulders,  much  like  mine.  you  and  i…  we  have  so  much  in  common.  )  ❛  if  you  want  a  good  horror  novel,  i  have  loads  i  could  recommend  that  aren’t  stephen  king.  ❜  joe  wonders  if  that  is  TOO  FORWARD,  but  perhaps  a  nudge  in  the  right  direction.  he’s  stocking  a  shelf  that’s  an  isle  across  from  her,  sleeved  rolled  just  below  his  elbows. 

[serialsister]

     “  a  bit  presumptuous,  no?  ”    brow  quirks,  the  corners  of  her  mouth  ticked  upward  in  a  familiar  smirk  as  serene  blue  orbs  settle  on  the  stranger  across  the  aisle.    “  to  assume  i’m  looking  for  horror,  you  know,  just  because  .  .  .  i’m  eye  level  with  tolstoy,  not  koontz.  ”    because  everyone  recognized  the  face  of  the  killer  -  boy’s  baby  sister,  the  next  one’s  daughter,  the  sole  survivor  of  a  familial  massacre.  so  it  seemed.    “  and  maybe  i  like  steven  king.  ”    she  did,  in  junior  high.  tastes  have  become  a  bit  more  refined  since  then,  her  thirst  for  something  scary  much  harder  to  quench  after  wielding  a  blade  herself.  regardless,  mac  bites,  petite  frame  turned  to  give  her  full  attention  to  the  other  with  an  expectant  gaze    “  go  on  then,  let’s  hear  them.  ”

[serialsister]

let me be clear - mac didn’t partake in the 96 murders, she never put on the mask, and never hurt a soul. she was only an alibi to the boys, a secret keeper who would corroborate their stories as rehearsed whenever necessary. she planted seeds of doubt whenever possible just to add to the chaos. she’d be charged with aiding and abetting and lying to the police if it ever came down to it. she never killed as much as a bug until 97, when her mental break caused her to foster up her own revenge plan. even in this instance, a strong case could be made that she was criminally insane at the time of the murders, with no paper trail of her plotting, it’s hard to prove they were planned due to the very erratic nature in which most of the victims were killed.

all that said, she is not in the slightest bit guilt free, her involvement was not a victimless one - she is fucked up, has grown up in a neglectful home where she was exposed to brutal shit via movies/television at a way too young age. mac was consuming literature that was wildly inappropriate for as long as she can remember. billy and stu’s plan didnt scare her, it excited her. she was honestly just better at not getting caught (and that’s on being a fucking smart bitch), and didn’t get wrapped up in the finale because stu took extensive measures to avoid so.

[serialsister]

so I’ve made it clear that Mac has never worn the mask for any of her killings, and she shits on copycats who do bc, well, real original fuckface. to her that’s a right that only billy and stu had BUT with scream five insinuating what it has, she absolutely would wear stus mask for the sole purpose of killing off Sidney Prescott. a final act of revenge, if you will.

Mac is virtually unafraid of copycats/ghostfaces. she was raised by one of the originals and the only of the entire franchise that didn’t have any sort of motive. clearly there’s something in their blood that makes erratic, unhinged behavior the norm. the casualty of stus involvement and killing spree translated near perfectly onto her and so copycats? a joke, and they’d be damned to try and fuck around with the only bitch who PULLED HER MURDERS OFF and did them all with her face showing.