Rated M for Moon

im im luna and literally the moon 30s, she/they, white, tma

[catgirljupiter]

is anyone able to share some uk-specific advice for setting up a fundraiser for my wife and I's survival funds. i don't really know how to start approaching this and I want us to be able to have good savings for when we need to get the hell out of here

[borderline-weed-wuppy]

BPD stands for beautiful puppy dog 🐕

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[o-craven-canto]

amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile

(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)

[pmamtraveller]

"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"

by A.F. Vandevorst.

[squidmoon]

had quite possibly the most viscerally distressing nightmare of my life in which rats got into our home to start eating my very sick and disabled cat alive. I grabbed one by the tail and beat it to death against a wall, then threw myself around nora desperately begging her not to die yet. I woke up to find myself still trying to gasp out "please" over and over again.

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[squidmoon]

*chanting as a protective mantra* i will not fill the social voids in my life by forming parasocial relationships with internet celebrities. i will not fill the social voids in my life by forming parasocial relationships with internet celebrities. i will not fill the social voids in my life by forming parasocial relationships with internet celebrities. i will n

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

of course the princess has DID you idiot it stands for Damsel In Distress

[hyenaswine]

"You need to learn to read intent instead of breaking down every post to its most literal form" WRONG, AUTISM BEAM 📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡 LEARN TO SAY WHAT YOU MEAN OR GET WRECKED

[fallout-lou-begas]

list of pokemon that are TMA on, like, a genuinely conceptual level:

Absol and Darkrai (canonically maligned, targeted, and ostracized for no good reason, and then its attempts to protect or isolate itself are only leveraged as more proof of its danger)

Mimikyu (pretty self-explanatory)

Type: Null, Silvally, and Mewtwo (living weapons that exist in the shadow of a more perfect counterpart)

Ralts line (obvious)

Chikorita and Popplio Line (standard 85% male starter gender ratio yet distinctly feminine and famously unpopular because of it)

Cascoon and Dustox (turns out "wrong")

Shedinja (the shape of something that should be there but isn't)

Latias (literally takes the form of a girl)

Dragonite and Goodra (hated for being "gay" dragons instead of "cool" ones)

Ceruledge (chuuni)

do you all understand what i'm getting at here. am i forgetting any

[squidmoon]

it was all futile and pointless : )

[onceiwashere]

repeat after me:

my experiences are universal and provide an undeniable framework for understanding all of reality

nobody else is capable of understanding my experiences and i am, nobly, alone in this world

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[keyboard-worrier]

If you're ever struggling with math, Fields Medalist Yu Deng recommends yuri.

[incoherent-orca]

god bless him and may his egg crack soon

[spiralatria]

the moon is a friend who can help with secrets