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NAD | Multifandom. Sports anime ruined my heart, body and soul. Gets emotionally invested easily in fictional characters who may or may not be a tad bit psychotic. Talk Akashi to me.

[friendlykomahinareminders]

Regarding a certain line from Komaeda’s fifth freetime event and whether or not it was a love confession, since I’ve seen a bit of doubt…

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[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[stimman3000]

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[bears-official]

i literally felt my blood pressure drop like 20 points when the camera went under

[petrichorcrown]

KiriBaku AU where Bakugou rescued an injured Kirishima and in return he offered to serve him, the battle story was just to preserve a dragon’s honor.  

[thy-lovelylionheart]

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

[oddchamp]

[mecha-faggot]

Can someone please explain this?

[triss19]

The innocence.

[nunyabizni]

Awe children, they just don’t know anymore.

[itscoldinwonderland]

What do you mean innocent. This has nothing to do with innocence.

[hawkeyedflame]

you come into my house and make me read this with my own two eyes

[waltzingwig-deactivated20200122]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The image Tumblr user oddchamp has added to the comments on this post a screenshot of this post being blocked, which will prevent them from seeing it ever again.

Back in 2012, “random” humor was still around, and many users on Tumblr thought it would be funny to develop an inside joke that would allow them to find each other in the real world without allowing other people to know what they were talking about. They came up with the code phrase, “I like your shoelaces”; the person they were speaking to would then confirm they understood by responding, “Thanks, I stole them from the president.”

This resulted in a lot of posts where someone claimed to have said this to a teacher and consequently found an adult authority figure who was into the same interests and humor they were. It is widely accepted that these stories were fabricated for attention.

This deliberately created inside joke is now a source of cringe and embarrassment for users who have been on Tumblr since then, and have grown up.

OP is pretending that many years in the future, an old woman still remembers these code phrases. Subsequent comments are remarking on younger users who weren’t on Tumblr in 2012, and how they won’t know the embarrassment of seeing these posts everywhere.

[old-castle-canary]

Really hope Derek & Stiles kill these evil ass bitches once & for all! 😤😡

[johanndro]

[serigalaa]

Hongbin: N made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they'd react.

[earlier that day]

N: Is he crying? Is Leo crying?

Hongbin: A little.

N, grabbing the phone: You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!

N: Now call Jaehwan.

[chuwenjie]

fast messy little thing about teenage insecurity that I just wanted to scribble out cause it was on my mind for some reason. (be kind to people because you never know how your words might impact them!) To everyone else who’s ever hated their appearance (which let’s be real, is probably everyone reading this right now), I feel you. there’s good days and bad days but hopefully more good than bad. have a great night! best, Kat

[proton-packs]

the best plot twist in history was when viktor was like ‘surprise bitch i was in love with yuuri all along’

[ponytailcoby]

#what an interesting development

[rau00]

vixxwolf&93line

[rau00]

vixx fantasy😈😈😈

[exhuastedpigeon]

Stiles rolls up in the Jeep: You didn’t think you’d be doing this without me, did you? Derek pops up with a smile: Without us. In the backseat Isaac pulls out his headphones and puts his phone down: Wait, you guys said we were going to In-and-Out, why the fuck are we in Beacon Hills.

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[any-one00]

Omg I hate it when my friends interrupt my gay fanfic reading to complain Im late to meet them

If I said I was almost done you dont need to keep calling every 30 minutes geez

[glumshoe]

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t. “Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime