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blake kathryn
official daine visual archive
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Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
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YOU ARE THE REASON
izzy's playlists!
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
bliss lane
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@seriouslynotabug
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
be running up that road // be running up that hill // be running up that building
Today in Disney Channel History...
Summer vacation began for Phineas and Ferb (3 June, 2007)
Super funny to me that dogs just have random beef with each other. You can just be walking your dog down the street and he decides the dog across the way has rancid vibes. Didn’t do anything. Didn’t need to. It’s just on sight.
NOOOOOOO
(via @shecannutbread)
I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post
I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one
Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast
she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster
why do you all hate our flash fiction
this is high art
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
stare into my big wet eyes
Do you recognize this object?
...and if so, what is its name?
I do not recognize this object.
Yes, but I do not have a name for it.
Yes, but Its name is far too Holy for me to speak.
Yes, but it is undeserving of a name.
Yes, it is the Piranesian Statue Garden.
Yes, it is the Skull of Old Ymir.
Yes, it is Sacred Terra, Dhéǵōm, Tezcatlipoca, Papahānaumoku, Asase Afua, Gaia,
Yes, it is my very large wife.
Yes, it is the Home-Planet of the Chordate, Mammal, Primate Folks.
Yes, it is the Impact Site of Astronautical Probe #AAGGTAACCAGGATCCTTAGAGTTAGCAT
WIFE SWEEP
Hang on that sounds like the punchline of a shitty boomer comic.
OVERWHELMING VICTORY FOR MY BIG WIFE
I need him so bad it’s unreal
is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
I wanna see a ufo
Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it
