[serpent-deceiver]

Child me: Ewww! Bread crusts are gross! Cut them off!

Adult me: I paid two whole dollars for this loaf of bread and I’ll be damned if I waste a scrap.

[ghostcola-deactivated20221025]

You’re at work. Stop eating while working you dummy

[serpent-deceiver]

I will eat whenever I please and you can't stop me.

[serpent-deceiver]

Child me: Ewww! Bread crusts are gross! Cut them off!

Adult me: I paid two whole dollars for this loaf of bread and I'll be damned if I waste a scrap.

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[inkskinned]

on a scale of one to ten how sad are you.

you almost say seven but the answer floats in your lungs like rising mud. you shift your shoulders. some part of you is already forming an excuse. that it’s not that bad sometimes. one, two, three on a day that the clouds are out. you’re just complaining about stuff. yesterday you laughed past a brick of a four, does that make the brick come down to a two-point-five.  the solid seven panic attack of last tuesday feels somehow like a little thorn, just a regular day full of a gentle three-point-nine earthquake rocking after yesterday’s close-to-an-eight. see but if tomorrow you have a real bad day, it will make today look simple.

and what if. what if tomorrow it’s a big old red eight-point-nine. like one of those days where sirens are going off in every part of you but you’re stuck behind a glass window watching it all burn down. like one of those days that your skin against the air feels foreign. like too much of everything. like sitting-in-the-shower, like can’t-eat, like the tide isn’t just coming in, it came while you were sleeping and now you’ve gotta learn how to swim. like bounce me against a bullet hole kind of day.

you keep numbers like nine and ten way out of reach. those are for the people who really are suffering. you’ve got no excuse. nine and ten are funeral numbers, for real problems, not yours, no. and sometimes you’re fine. and you’re kind of used to it. and it’s not sad, it’s just numb like a television caught on static. numb like i can’t remember if i care about this. numb like nothing works but i can’t be bothered to fix it. that’s not sad that’s every day stuff. everybody feels like this, right? feels like they’ve been shut off. right.  

maybe five. right in the middle. like not gonna shoot myself but i’m not wasting your time. a nonanswer. like could be worse could be better. like i need help but i don’t want you to worry even though i need someone to worry about me because i can’t worry about myself. maybe five. but what if five is too small. what if five is too big. what if -

“on a scale of one to ten,” he repeats into your silence, and then pauses. “and please be honest about this.”

[rainghoul-deactivated20181010]

i want to make you shiver

@serpent-deceiver make me shiver Snake Daddy 💦👌

[serpent-deceiver]

Watch me shake, watch me shimmy.

[android1000]

yes i’m ugly. and what about it?

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

sorry i stopped talking to you my anxiety convinced me that you hated me

[ratsratsratsratsratsrats]

like or reblog if you’re in the ghost fandom and you’re lgbt

i know there are a lot of you…

[fksisebdkausvddnc-blog]

in the tags, put 

- where u live

- ur first language 

- what u call this:

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[serpent-deceiver]

@quintessenceghoul

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“I know I’m not easy to love. I’m a chronic over-thinker. I overreact more than I should…And every once in a while, I might be a little insecure. But if I am in love with you, I can promise you wholeheartedly that you will be loved with so much passion and intensity that you’ll forget what life felt like before I came along. You will always be cared for and you will always have someone in your corner. Maybe I’m not the best at being loved - But I like to think I’m pretty good at loving.”

— Chelsea Carroll

[demiurgeofdom]

you CANNOT give another human being the responsibility of your happiness.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.”

— Unknown

[maeamian]

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

[maeamian]

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

[magicallyemily]

🔮🙏➡️😊🔮

A spell to bring you something you want

Likes charge

Reblogs cast

[serpent-deceiver]

[rainghoul-deactivated20181010]

Cardinal Copia sketch 🐀🐀