RunningOnFumesAndByThatIMean...Ciggies @serpentsmelodi - Tumblr Blog

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Name's Melody, as my bio says I'm here to go nuts and be sluts Anything goes for my pronouns Minors DNI, 18+ folks only Asks are open, but don't expect me to reciprocate anything horny unless we know each other a bit already :P

Now, let's have some fun <3

#NSFW #blog intro

daddymoth19

“Just keep eating, sweetie. These herbs will heal you and restore your strength.”

“It feels like I'm eating rabbit food.”

“Oh, because you are.” She grins as a pair of long, fuzzy ears sprout from your head and your nose twitches. You feel strange. You feel... needy. You need to be bred, to make more bunnies.

“Oh, my sweet, little bunny!” She pets your head. “What was your name again?”

“It was... It was...” You trail off, searching your memories. It's on the tip of your tongue, you can feel it. Why can't you remember your own name?

“Sweet, little bunny.” She pets your ears and you moan, leg thumping against the ground. “Ah, I remember! Your name is Bunny!”

You nod, your head filled with bunny fluff. Any questions you might’ve had fly out your ears as she mounts you, moaning how tight and breedable you are.

You nod in agreement. It's easy to agree with Circe. You keep nodding, shaking out any final memories in your silly, bunny brain. You don't need to think about anything but being bred.

poseysgarden

We wanna be good bunni

letmeeaseyourburden

"Why do I spend so much time correcting you and setting you up to fail? To fix you. Growing up, you were bombarded with the message you can do everything. So you try to do everything, burnout and spend all day scrolling Instagram. Sure lots of women can have it all. But you aren't one of them."

He stroked your hair tenderly. "So I try to show you what you can do. What you can manage. I want to make your world small and cozy. Not big and cold. Tell me, do you feel the same anexity now? Do you sleep better now? Of course you do. Now lift up your skirt, and pull down your panties. You need a spanking for that tone."

grimygrimygrimy

I am going into battle, I want your strongest potions 🧪 ⚔️🛡️🏰🐎

girlstinkgood

The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle

max-if-they-were-horny

She can fuck me afterwards if she wants,

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Being treated like this is 100% one of my kinks <3_<3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

#god I love sunstone

It's one of my fave series EVER :D

anoxthon

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

anoxthon

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

datafags

guide to computer sex:

case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation

usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.

power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.

removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!

hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.

motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.

screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.

software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.

download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.

firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.

BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.

that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.

remember some key safety tips:

ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.

heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.

don't stick your dick in the fans. please.

for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.