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Kia Ora!
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Welcome to this trashy mess I call my blog. Be warned though there is absolutely no rhyme nor reason to this blog of mine whatsoever. I'm constantly changing fandoms as I don't have a fixed intrest. Wanna stick around? This is actually a mess. Some stuff you should probably know before doom scrolling (aside from the fact that there's quite a lot)
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)
No thanks to my friend who made me discover a new brainrot-
I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)
It's so funny when people come from Brazil and try to be racist and get jailed and they go like
And then brazilian racists use that to say that the law is too strict and you check the video it's the damned gringo calling someone a monkey. Get jailed and suffer motherfucker I hope you learn to not be a piece of shit soon
Let's not forget that homophobia and transphobia are also crimes in Brazil, folloeing the same structure as racism being a crime. so yeah maybe don't go to another country to treat the locals like shit 🥰
YEA BASICALLY
Sometimes the so said patriots say stuff that sounds like "But if we don't let the tourists treat us like shit they won't come :[" and I am like. Yea I sure hope so????
My 10yo students get so mad when I tell them that racism is not considered a crime everywhere. And when I tell them that not everywhere vaccines are free and that not everywhere has public and free healthcare. Like It’s like SO basic to them that the fact that not every country has these things make them go like WHAT THE HELL???
adventures of superboy and kryptonite pilled Smallville citizens
not to mention they'll lose the farm!!
ep 5 mr freeze
so this classmate of Clark's gets frozen in a kryptonite lake and receives ice powers from it. He's desperate to get warm and the only thing that does it is absorbing heat from other people. It's kind of an allegory for assault but that's a messy interpretation. It's more like,,, Parasite but cold. It's like that iconic Hold Me issue of Hellblazer but not as good of course.
this is among the weaker rogue offerings because this episode is about advancing all other social situations while an unrelated freak is running loose trying to touch people. The rogue feels like an uncreative obligation to the plot of this episode. "It has to be action! So we need someone for Clark to fight!"
Unlike the other rogues, it's hard to argue what theme connects this one to Clark. That's how much he feels out of place. Is Lex supposed to be a "parasite" to the Kent family? That reading doesn't really work so-!
Chloe and Pete are now trailing behind Lana in the "not feeling like characters just yet" department. They still feel strictly utilitarian to the narrative; Clark needs friends who can give him information on what's going on in town. But Pete and Chloe still don't quite have internal lives of their own.
Chloe gets hit on by a guy here, and we're supposed to be shocked to find that she's surprisingly into it despite placing herself as above the social roles of jocks and cheerleaders at school. So it's strange to still come away from this episode feeling like I didn't get that much insight into her character. We're early on, so Pete and Chloe still have time to figure themselves out.
I liked that Clark's showdown with this rogue doesn't have Kryptonite involved! Forcing Kryptonite into the climax fight scenarios to weaken Clark was getting really repetitive.
Unfortunately! I don't think they used this rogue's Parasite adjacent abilities to their fullest. I thought Clark was going to have to wait until the sun came up to give him strength to battle Mr Freeze boy, or that he'd have to rely on his smarts instead of strength. But nah. He just tosses the guy into the lake again lol. We haven't established sun= source of Kryptonian power yet, and this would've been an awesome way to do it.
The show has run into a structural problem that's affecting Clark's heroism. The supernatural things going on in Smallville need plausible deniability, and so the rogues often die or get arrested or lose their memory. We can't have the rogues remembering that Clark has supernatural abilities! So they gotta go bye bye. Clark can never redeem these rogues or care about them BTAS Batman-style. And so his justice is more so punishment rather than transformative.
We can't have a moment where Clark solves freeze boy's physical loneliness by soaking in the sun and then doing this when he's told that his inhuman heat is different from everyone else's:
Which is a shame, because that would've been so so so Superman-core. Anyway-
car crash/demolition count: 5
Clark stares at Lana down the school hallway while a song plays. That's one for the counter, fellas: 4.5
ep 6 That's So Raven meets de-aged serial killer pianist
This one was great! It's nice to meet a meta-human from the Kryptonite-meteor event who isn't evil! I hope we get more of that.
an elderly blind woman has the kryptonite infused ability to see the future and tells Clark that someone close to him will die soon, which causes Clark to lose his shit in paranoia. Meanwhile in the same retirement home, an elderly man falls into a Kryptonite lake that de-ages him. With his new found youth, he continues his unfinished killing spree of people who wronged his pianist career.
Lex and Clark in this episode:
Thematic ties in this episode! Legacy, clinging to the past, and paranoia of the future. Lex once again shows the other side of the coin for these themes. It makes him such a lovely complement as a subplot for this show. There's something so poetic about Lex getting tempted to know his future and never getting the answer.
I was so delighted by the horror tone of this episode. The pianist guy has no super powers, he's just young now and killing people. The plausible deniability here is that folks think this is a copycat killer of elderly pianist man's murder spree. Clark does fight him, but he doesn't actually face him in the climax! Martha Kent does, and it's giving final girl horror stakes. No forced Kryptonite, it's great.
My mom walked in on us watching this episode (and stayed to watch it, she loves horror lol) and to my surprise she said "hey that's Superman!" Like?? It's Tom Welling looking like a normal guy (it wasn't an action sequence) but she knew who he was. I asked if she watched Smallville back in the day and she said "ooh!! Smallville! Yes I watched it!" all this to say eat shit James Gunn if my kampung mom knows who Superman is then maybe we're not the culturally uninformed non americans you think we are lmao
car crash/demolition count: 6. I will be genuinely miserable if there's an episode where a car isn't damaged.
Clark does not stare at Lana while a song plays in this episode! In fact this is a very non-romantic episode, and it makes it all the more refreshing. Clark sadly stares at That's So Raven elderly woman passing away. Counter stays at 4.5
the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.
listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.
it's E.
you remember this shit?
it's this. 67 is E.
i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared
a new apprentice
Vent art
thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3
A couple of things I think would be fun to have in Tomodachi Life (p1)
Miis having a crush on player
Features:
The only crush the player will not directly know about.
The mii would want to play with player more often that other miis.
The mii would would sometimes call for a player(the yellow notifications), but then start blushing and run away.
The cannot act on the crush, so it will either fade away with time, or be replaced by another crush.
2. Similarly, miis being upset at the player
Features:
The reason would be player rarely visiting(especially if mii and player have stronger bond), feeding a mii too many foods they don't like/giving them clothes they don't like, not playing with them enough, and refusing their requests too often.
The mii would not let player interact with them.
The mii will refuse the food/treasures given to them.
They will calm down easy, with foods they like + head pats
3. More couple interactions
Features:
Miis holding hands over the table.
First kiss is a separate cutscene, something silly.
Marital brackets? Something like that
Bedrooms combine!
We can see the babies grow over a week or more!
4. Custom festivals/celebrations(+ festivals in general)
Features:
Made in a separate, party-planning building?
Custom date, clothes, colours, food, mandatory activities and phrases, and decorations.
General festivals would be New Years, lunar new year, and halloween.
5. Backpain
Features:
Not a projection, not a projection, not a projection-
Mii will either be stuck, or just be walking hanged over, without that little quirk.
Mini game would look like rolling dough, but instead rolling the mii with a rolling pin.
6. Forehead kisses feature
Features:
It's cute.
Lemme kiss their foreheads.
whoopsie meant to post this earlier
Inspired by an ask I got, am gonna do some more art to explore the concept but whenever an angel has 'cracks' and they seek reformation, they get assisted by a plethora of lil angel helpers, doing their best to mend
i turned 21 today, all i can say is that it gets better
i turned 21
today, all i can say is
that it gets better
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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