Gatherer with a blog

[loud gagging sounds] [wounded animal sounds] [a little bit of sobbing]

[timeturned-art]

More groomps

[mechagod-deactivated20141227]

once i went on reddits atheism board and found a thread where a bunch of atheistbros were circle-jerking about how religion was all fairy tales and i posted 1 comment about how my little pony was a fairy tale and thats the angriest i’ve ever seen anyone get in 

[servant-grunt]

if someone fucked on the moon would they technically be part of the 238,900 mile high club

[servant-grunt]

INHALES LOUDLY WITH THE SOUND OF BACKED UP PHLEGM 

im wide awake

[howdy-hd]

and the award for cutest creepypasta villain goes to funnymouth 

hes a pretty chill dude 

[servant-grunt]

god damn it i want the url coolthulhu so bad

[oncelerbop]

is alexander seriously oswald mandus’s great uncle. how did that happen. i dont understand

[inmarvinsroom]

WAT HAPPENS WEN THE WHISTLE BLOWS IN 5 MINUTS????????

uHHHH.. I get a time out??????

EVERYONE GOE S TO LUNCH!!! WHICH MEANs the SCAREFLOOR WILL BEEE……

PAINTED?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO YOU I IDOTTTTTT!!!!

[forever90s]

[servant-grunt]

i juST LISTENED TO CANDLE COVE: DAY OF THE DEAD

 I FUCKING K NEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN THE THERAPIST SAID "UNDER YOUR SKIN"

[marioclash]

[shwartzbald-deactivated20220813]

SHIFTING INTO MAXIMUM OGREDRIVE

[nichits]

OH GO D I CAN’T EVEN

[greelin]

[halliard-remade]

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

[speakfandomtome]

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

[millenniumfalcvn-deactivated201]

I always loved that pun

[elliegalaxies]

14 year old me being cool and edgy

[elliegalaxies]

and before you ask yes i did like my own status

[blairamour]

Visit Original Link

[burnedoffwings]

STILL NOT OVER IT

[jaspervalentine-blog]

magic johnson makes a deal with luigi to get help in being in smash 4

[ampblamp]

[ampblamp]

i drew robert