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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

what-even-is-thiss

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

what-even-is-thiss

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

rosesforwildwitches

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

creative-anchorage

phsycodesi

It takes me 12 hours to get to my village and I have to go there in the summer and during festival season. I dare any European to go there and come back by train/car twice a year.

cursed-40k-thoughts

Three space marines taking out 3 Flayed Ones and a Skorpekh Lord? Really? A Skorpekh Lord, GW? Three marines?

I understand that the astartes cock you’ve been choking on for years now has caused some sort of asphyxiation-based cerebral damage, but a Skorpekh Lord?

Come on, now.

rkoirp-blog-deactivated20200909

just another really long 'au's i really want' post

you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU

lost in a random small town and you show me around AU

accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU

i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU

i audition to model in your music video and we end up hitting it off AU

we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight AU

co-stars whose characters date each other on the show AU

pretending to date bc reasons AU

you’re a hot surfer and i’m an awkward person working at an ice cream stand on the beach AU

accidentally found and read your diary AU

i didn’t know you were my teacher AU

woke up with amnesia AU

you’re a devil and i’m an angel AU

you’re a jock and i’m into theater AU

secretly have to date so our parents don’t find out AU

fame has gotten to your head so you were sent off to live with country relatives AU

pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU

i’m in a lame band and you’re the towns bad boy/girl AU

modern day romeo and juliet AU

we actually can’t stand each other but for some reason we talk everyday AU

ended up meeting in prison and now we’re in love AU

cross-country road trip gone wrong AU

stuck in a horrible zombie apocalypse AU

we fucked once and somehow keep bumping into each other AU

has to share a cab because there’s a thunderstorm ahead (and then gets stuck in ridiculous NY/LA traffic) AU

you’re a ghost and i’m a human and somehow we fall in love with each other AU

met on a cruise ship AU

get’s lost on an island together AU

we went on a long road trip and got into a car crash and we’re the only two who survived AU

gang member AU

i’m pregnant but it’s not yours AU

we go to the same coffee shop every evening to do homework but we never speak to each other until today AU

end up getting married in vegas although we’re total strangers AU

you apply to be my roommate AU

greasers / socs AU

we met in the summer and now i go to your school but you act like a typical jerk AU

it’s the 50’s / 60’s and we’re in love but our love is forbidden because of law AU

it’s the 50’s / 60’s and our love is so sweet it causes toothaches AU

we work at the same 50’s diner AU

i’m visiting your country for vacation and you show me around AU

modern day beauty & the beast AU

rich / poor AU

zombie falls in love with a human AU

hunger games AU

we runaway together and now we’re hiding from our parents and the police with no food, money, or clothes AU

alice in wonderland AU

detention on a saturday afternoon AU

nothing but a fragment of ones imagination AU (as in a coma & they imagine each other being real)

we rob places together as a couple and get away with it AU

all boys boarding school AU

best friends when we were young and then you moved and now we meet again at college AU

ouran host club AU

arranged marriage AU

we met at a really strict summer camp and ended up breaking all the rules together one by one AU

asylum AU

war AU

we both have cancer and go to the same support group AU

we decide to play a game of chicken together which leads to one thing or another AU

we’re both in conservative relationships so we decide to sneak off and be each others friends with benefits AU

we’re best friends and we take each others virginity’s AU

we dated when we were younger and now we’re step siblings AU

finds a death note and uses it to their advantage AU (based off of the anime)

our friends put us on a blind date AU

i’m only your friend because we smoke weed and get high together AU

rftwfic

Been thinking about Bitty getting invited to guest star on some variety competition show where the challenge that week is to bake with those drunk goggles on. They're just making some basic vanilla cupcakes, and he's up against another baking YouTuber and a comedian who appears in every episode to add levity to the competition.

Obviously the comedian isn't doing too great, but that's kind of the whole point of him being there. The other baker isn't doing terribly, just a lot of missing things when he reaches for them or accidentally knocking things over.

Bitty, on the other hand, is absolutely crushing this baking challenge. Not only are his cupcakes fluffy and delicious, he finishes them in like half the time everyone else takes. The channel didn't give them anything to pipe the icing with so he puts his buttercream in a zip lock bag, cuts off one corner, and pipes them to perfection. The whole time he's doing this he's telling a story about how he once made eight pies in one night all between rounds of beer pong. He also talks about the time he made a perfect clafoutis (a type of French fruit tart) on the night the Falconers won the Stanley Cup despite being nearly black out drunk.

Needless to say, Bitty gets invited back three more times to do more drunk baking challenges.

alicechugstea

the best canon that we have been blessed with is the fact that eric bittle (despite his initial fears of checking) when pushed hard enough (aka beyonce or baking) will NOT hesitate to KICK anyone and anything standing in his way and that it takes SEVERAL BIG BOY BITCHES to keep him just contained! Not stopped, only *contained.*

canonically takes at LEAST 3 people to hold him down.

Incident 1 (shitty, holster, ransom) - jack: why is beyonce so important?

Incident 2 (Bully, Louis, hopper) - do NOT let this bad boy bake!

in this household we stan bitty the beast.

sixtysixproblems

am i doing this right

ventresses

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (7/?) - Mustafar, part 1

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

milkcioccolato

How to baby, with Good Dad Mace Windu and Questionable Dad Qui-Gon Jinn.

Yes I am reading Master and Apprentice by Claudia Gray. Yes I’m only at the beginning. Yes Qui-Gon is trying, but he just doesn’t know what he’s doing, poor dude.

freshwaterraven

the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

theogm-art

Morgatea Mage-Eater, champion of Tzeentch

Likes to foment rebellions and conspiracy, as well as hunting wizards and sorcerers to eat their brains like boiled eggs, to absorb their magical knowledge, or so she says.

A warhammer OC of mine lo/ I've been playin lot of TW warhammer 3 and the new chaos warriors dlc is great =w=

I want to do more badass chaos ladies like , when I got time.

Oh also, I have a timelapse of it on my artstation or twitter if you want to see my process.

aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.