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herdark-fantasies

Naughty

hisdark-fantasies

Dying to try this with you

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wildthoughts999-deactivated2021

Definitely not…

That’s me!

Best type of girl

I have one

A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…He says “how much for a hand job?” She says it’s $250. He says, “ $250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy!“She says, “Honey, follow me “and takes him outside. “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world.”So he figures he’ll try it, and what do you know, it’s great. It’s a week before he’s horny again.So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a blowjob. She says it’s $500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that mansion up on the hill? I bought that mansion with just money from blowjobs. I give the best blow jobs.”So he takes her up on it and it’s amazing. He’s absolutely drained for a month. Now he’s obsessed and he has to go back.He finds her in the bar. Desperately, he says “I gotta know, how much for the pussy?”“Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”

😂😂😂

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🤣😂🤣😂

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mayaswell987

It’s like he’s making you cum, baby… like you’re his bitch.

Always reblog! 😂😂😂

Laughing, even tho it's hurts... head cold

notlikeyoudactuallymissme-deact

Her vibrator is your teammate not your enemy

mynottieside

Mmmm it would be fun to role play. It would be hot if you rode your dildo and came on it just before I get home, put it away. When I walk in the door hand me an empty condom wrapper and tell me you’ve been bad and need me to reclaim you. Don’t tell me it’s pretend and leave me wondering.. MrN