Serving Up Sarcasm Since 1989

because we can

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I tell my group text that I have big news and then walk away from my phone

[servingupsarcasm]

When I find out a great guy I met is an alcoholic and my mom tells me I could do worse.

[servingupsarcasm]

Coming home to find my roommates drinking wine and baking cake

[servingupsarcasm]

When Kim Kardashian says she wants to break the internet

[servingupsarcasm]

Trying to understand people who hate Disneyland

[servingupsarcasm]

my friend who still writes checks to pay people back

[servingupsarcasm]

Wedding season with no plus one

[servingupsarcasm]

meeting someone who doesn't get my sarcasm

[servingupsarcasm]

when my boyfriend asks me to do him a favor

the first month of dating:

after that:

[servingupsarcasm]

when a throw back 90's song comes on at the bar

my girlfriends and I are like: 

[servingupsarcasm]

When I find out apple pushed the new U2 album to my phone

[servingupsarcasm]

when my ex starts dating again

[servingupsarcasm]

when my best friend looks at me for help when a creeper can't take a hint

[servingupsarcasm]

when Rude comes on the radio

for the 8th time in an hour: 

[servingupsarcasm]

getting my ass to the gym on a Saturday

at first I'm feeling great:

then I notice I'm only 30 seconds into my run:

[servingupsarcasm]

when coworkers ask about my weekend

On Monday:

On Friday:

[servingupsarcasm]

when he hasn't texted back but has updated his facebook status