i fuckin' need five million dollars

a blog where horrible headcanons about Seth (Pickles' brother) from Metalocalypse will be posted. inspired by tumblr user canis-decassatus, motivated by the-skyhunter. submissions open

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Seth blew his car’s stereo by playing Jizz In My Pants

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Seth has a sticker of a flaming blue skull on his MacBook pro

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seth loves browsing facebook and looking at "people you may know" for suitable ladies. if he sees a real looker he'll message one of their mutual friends something like "hey where do you know rachel from. great legs. is she dtf"

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seth doesn't rub in his sunscreen all the way. he walks around with a big fuckin glob of white goo smeared all over his stupid face cuz he can't be assed to smear it in.

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my anaconda don't want none unless you got five hundy

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poop jokes? huh uh yeah we got some uh fuckin poop jokes. you want some more poop jokes cockhole? then unfuckingfollow

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Seth doesn't flush toilets. They've overflowed on him too many times so he gave up.

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seth still shits on his own lawn sometimes. and other peoples'. sometimes you just gotta go, heh, yunno.

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seth used to shit in the front lawn when he was a kid. Molly let him because she didn't want to suppress his creativity.

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Adam and Eve's first sons were Cain, Abel, and Seth. yeah that's right bitches. im fucking BIBLICAL.

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Seth's fave is notoriously problematic. It's himself. Coincidentally, Molly and Calvert's fave is problematic as well. Its Seth.

[shadyhouse]

NATALIE IS A SETH LOVER

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step right up natalie heres plenty to go around for yu babe

[princessterran-deactivated20150]

HELLO YES I AM HERE

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you like meme's babey? ...;)

[shadyhouse]

NATALIE IS A SETH LOVER

[sethheadcanons]

step right up natalie heres plenty to go around for yu babe

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Seth adopted a wiener dog, took a picture of it, uploaded it to facebook captioned "this dog looks like a penis" and then returned it to the shelter 

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Seth organized the Great DashCon Scandal of 2014 and is using the $17000 to purchase enough shirts so that he never has to do laundry again

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seth once sold one of his and amber's "home movies" to FuckMyThroat.Com

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Five hundy