Big Hat Lover

[sethosinthedesert]

helo

why hello there

i’m Sethos from the Temple of Silence! ask me ANYTHING and unless it’s some really important secret that shouldn’t be revealed for the sake of the Temple, Sumeru and Teyvat in general, I’ll answer in full honesty.

things to know:

-no I am not a priest

-no you cannot eat my hair (just in case)

-no I am NOT WORSE than GENERAL MAHAMATRA, WE’RE LIKE, ALMOST EVEN. STOP LAUGHING AT ME ABOUT IT

so yeah. ask away.

also I’m going to post stuff

like every two minutes

so be prepared

[sethosinthedesert]

Happy birthday to me!

(@manganyeh you could have written something normal like “happy birthday”— still thanks tho)

[sethosinthedesert]

ok, who took my hair accessories this time? looking at you @mahamatra-cyno

[armengoldira]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[coughloop]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[morwentrouble]

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

[mikkeneko]

[sethosinthedesert]

one day I will go to Dragonspine just to do THIS.

[sethosinthedesert]

[ @zandik-official ]

“Hello. Sethos, was it? I need a guide in the desert, and I don’t believe the General Mahamatra is all too fond of me… so, I will need your help for my expedition.”

sure! which region of the desert? and how long do you plan the expedition to last?

[zandik-official]

“Desert of Hadramaveth, specifically to Dunes of Steel, and one week. I’ve caught wind of a ginormous ruin guard, and I wish to analyze it in person!”

[sethosinthedesert]

Great. A good water supply will be necessary, considering there are little to no oases there. How many people will be there?

[zandik-official]

“Just myself. I’ll bring water and food, and I trust you will keep quiet about this solo expedition?”

[sethosinthedesert]

i will, trust. i know many things that I either tell nobody, or end up forgetting in two days and remembering five years later. so it’s not a problem, i’ll keep quiet 👍

[sethosinthedesert]

[ @zandik-official ]

“Hello. Sethos, was it? I need a guide in the desert, and I don’t believe the General Mahamatra is all too fond of me… so, I will need your help for my expedition.”

sure! which region of the desert? and how long do you plan the expedition to last?

[zandik-official]

“Desert of Hadramaveth, specifically to Dunes of Steel, and one week. I’ve caught wind of a ginormous ruin guard, and I wish to analyze it in person!”

[sethosinthedesert]

Great. A good water supply will be necessary, considering there are little to no oases there. How many people will be there?

[the-better-rascal]

Hiiii! I don’t know if you know me, nvm you probably don’t, I’m Sethos! Cyno and Tighnari asked me to “babysit” (?) you next week bc they’re going out, but I know nothing about you and I don’t know actually anything about taking care of people

thing is, can you tell me something about yourself so I’m ready to take care of you without accidentally burning Tighnari’s house down? (Completely hypothetical, absolutely never ever happened beforeeeee……)

so huh

yeah. *awkward 22 year old uncle finger guns* anything you want to share? Like things you like to eat?

"Sethos..oh yeah! I remember you! I think Dad's mentioned you before! But they've never mentioned anything about them going out. I guess I shouldn't pry..."

"So that's why Papa always has a vein popping out of his head whenever Dad mentions you! Well, um, I'm sixteen years old, I like exploring the forest and reading fairy tales, I'm a forest ranger trainee and my favourite food is Pita pockets!"

She blinks at the finger guns, recalling that Cyno had recently developed the habit of doing the same and tried to restrain herself from cringing.

[sethosinthedesert]

*He shows up in Sumeru City with a pack of food, a book, a board game and a map of the forest to fill*

hi there! *He says, waving at you.* uncle sethos in the house!

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[sethosinthedesert]

I know someone who can relate.

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

hiiiiiiiiiiii,

I NEED HELP.

…what happened.

[sethosinthedesert]

…I need help with Hat Guy. I wanna ask him out for lunch BUT IM SCARED SEND HELP

I SUCK AT FLIRTING

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

ohhh, I thought you were dying. okay, hm… do you want it one-on-one or are you alright with a group setting?

[sethosinthedesert]

I have no idea, but he’s an introvert, so I think he’d prefer the least people possible to be there-

but maybe- maybe-

no ok please come with us and help. Idk wHAT THE FUCK TO DO IM NEW TO THIS SHIT

[sethosinthedesert]

[ @zandik-official ]

“Hello. Sethos, was it? I need a guide in the desert, and I don’t believe the General Mahamatra is all too fond of me… so, I will need your help for my expedition.”

sure! which region of the desert? and how long do you plan the expedition to last?

[sethosinthedesert]

Dehya was finishing up her duties when she looks to see Sethos staring at her with wide eyes

“Oh Sethos! You need something?”

*Sethos realized he got caught staring in that direction.*

Oh-! Nah, nah, I don’t need anything! I was- I was staring at- the- the sky.

[manganyeh-deactivated20251215]

“Hm okay then..?” Dehya sighs softly

“Kids these days” She begins to wrap bandages around her arm finishing by ripping with her mouth

[sethosinthedesert]

HEY! you know I’m not a kid, I’m 22! plus I wasn’t even staring at you. Just at Ha-

(shit no wait fuck ahhhh- come on fake-continuation-for-the-sentence generator, do your job-)

-Harra Fruits!! Look, there’s a plant that has 6 of them!!!

[sethosinthedesert]

Dehya was finishing up her duties when she looks to see Sethos staring at her with wide eyes

“Oh Sethos! You need something?”

*Sethos realized he got caught staring in that direction.*

Oh-! Nah, nah, I don’t need anything! I was- I was staring at- the- the sky.

[the-better-rascal]

Guys we've got another homo in the fam :(

@sethosinthedesert

[sethosinthedesert]

idkwhatyourtalkingabout-

imstrIhht

[general-mahamatra-cyno-official]

hiiiiiiiiiiii,

I NEED HELP.

…what happened.

[sethosinthedesert]

…I need help with Hat Guy. I wanna ask him out for lunch BUT IM SCARED SEND HELP

I SUCK AT FLIRTING

[sethosinthedesert]

does anyone know how to babysit a teenage forest ranger in training? Cyno asked me to take care of Collei next week- it’s saturday-

send help

[sethosinthedesert]

don’t you hate it when the ONE TIME you let your hair loose in the morning, cuz your staying at home and stuff and it doesn’t really make sense to do your hair like usual, and the akasha image recognition technology suddenly decides there’s a bush on your head?

and no this isn’t funny.

[sethosinthedesert]

have u met razor? he'd be like a 3rd brother/cousin in your weird electro puppy family lol

no, not really…

why is his name razor though? is he from a beard care factory or something?

jk jk

…or not? >:3

yeah no i haven’t met him

but i kinda want to now