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mcdonald’s alignment chart: flower’s OCs edition

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starters from a group chat full of wild, loud-mouthed lesbians and bi girls. (some nsfw)

“(they/we) can eat each other out and see who comes first. wholesome.”

“i haven’t been innocent since i was 8 years old and saw the word pussy while looking for dora the explorer online.”

“i am ready to catch the lesbian tension.”

“funny story: i once avoided getting arrested by flirting with the cops.”

“meanwhile, when she moans, it’s only because the chocolate is melting in her mouth.”

“that’s the way to my heart: bdsm and falling incredibly short of expectations.”

“pop rocks + vagina = yeast infection.”

“who sleeps in a ponytail you masochistic freak?”

“i’ll date anyone who pays attention to me.”

“as gays, we deserve this.”

“i think i’m going to actually try and sleep. there’s only so much of myself i can handle.”

“i’m eating vegan ice cream in my nasty woman hoodie.”

“i’m a slytherin; i have to dismantle his life behind the scenes.”

“if you’re lucky, you’ll get arrested first.”

“you can’t kinkshame me; i’m the kinkshaming master.”

“it’s either because (they/she/you) are/is too much of a hoe or too overprotective.”

“you are generally good for one or two things.”

“you eat dick for breakfast.”

“this straight girl keeps trying to kiss me. help.”

“she lives so far up my ass, she bought property.”

“this is why i don’t fight people. i just yell about them to my friends.”

“number one problem with straight people: the fact that they say you’re drawn to men who are like your father.”

“i didn’t go to therapy for six years to be nice!”

“at least none of us had terf bangs.”

“(they/she/he/i/you) are/is competitive in war and in bed.”

“i’m not sure what enticement i can offer besides unconditional love and support.”

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👑Royalty AU Starters👑

▸ "The coronation is tomorrow. You can't stay like this forever."

▸ "By tomorrow morning, the kingdom will be yours."

▸ "Captain _______ of the royal guard, your majesty! The castle's under attack!"

▸ "You've been locked in your room for five days, you need to act like a prince/ss!"

▸ "You gambled away... the crown jewels."

▸ "I can't tell them we're in love. A royal just can't associate with someone like you."

▸ "My GOD, your highness, what happened out in battle?!"

▸ "Did the foreign prince/ss catch your eye?"

▸ "You need to leave through the cellars. If they heard a royal ever slept with someone like you...!"

▸ "Our troops cannot fight them off. Our kingdom is dead."

▸ "We're going to kill the king."

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Death of a Bachelor Starters

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margot1x1s:

Here you go! Death of a Bachelor inspired starters! No one ask for these but I wanted to do them.

Victorious

“ Tonight we are victorious. ” “ All my friends were glorious. ” “ Let me be your killer king. ” “ It hurts until it stops. ” “ My touch is black and poisonous. “ “ I know you need it. “ “ Do you feel it? “ “ Drink the wine. “ “ We gotta turn up the crazy. “ “ I taste like magic. “ “ Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them. “

Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

“ It’s a hell of a feeling though. “ “ Who are these people? “ “ There’s no such thing as getting out of hand. “ “ Memories tend to just pop up. “ “ I don’t think I’ll ever get enough. “ “ Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between. “ “ This night is heating up. “ “ Don’t threaten me with a good time. “ “ Now I wish I could find my clothes. “ “ I lost my mind in a wedding gown. “ “ I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand. “ “ I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. “ “ I told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. “ “ I think we’ve had enough. “

Hallelujah

“ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. “ “ Show praise with your body. “ “ Stand up, sing hallelujah. “ “ Say your prayers. “ “ My life started the day I got caught under the covers with secondhand lovers.” “ Who was I trying to be? “ “ The time for being sad is over. “ “ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. “ “ Stop thinking about the bullets from my mouth. “ “ I love the things you hate about yourself. “ “ Who were you trying to be? “ “ No one wants you when you have no heart. “ “ So let’s try. “

Emperor’s New Clothes

“ Finders keepers, losers weepers. “ “ Welcome to the end of eras. “ “ Done my time and served my sentence. “ “ Dress me up and watch me die. “ “ If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. “ “ You just might see a ghost tonight. “ “ And if you don’t know now you know. “ “ I’m taking back the crown. “ “ I see what’s mine and take it. “ “ I am so much more than Royal. “ “ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. “ “ Welcome to my world of fun. “

Death of a Bachelor

“ Do I look lonely? “ “ People have told me I don’t look the same. ”  “ Pull my heart out my chest so that you can see it too. “ “ How do I live? “ “ How do I live the death of a bachelor? ” “ The death of a bachelor seems so fitting for happy ever after. “ “ How could I ask for more? “ “ A lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. “ “ I’m cutting my mind off. “ “ It feels like my heart is going to burst. “ “ And when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had? “ “ Share one more drink with me. “ “ Smile even though you’re sad. “

Crazy = Genius

“ Night in my dreams you dance on a tightrope of weird ,but when I wake up you’re so normal       that you just disappear. “ “ There’s no residue of a torture inside your eyes. “ “ She said you’re just like Mike Love , but you wanna be Brian Wilson .”  “ If crazy equals genius then I’m a fucking arsonist, I’m a rocket scientist. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna burn. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna learn. “ ” Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change             when you stuff all of your feelings with drugs. “ “ The cut of your love never hurts, Baby, it’s a sweet butter knife. “

LA Devotee

“ You got two black eyes from loving too hard. “ “ I wouldn’t change you. “ “ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. “ “ Static palms melt your vibe. “ “ Drinking white wine in the blushing light. “ “ Just another LA Devotee. “ “ Sunsets on the evil eye. “ “ I’m always on the hunt for a little more time. ” “ You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand. “ “ I couldn’t ever try to make you see. “

Golden Days

“ I found a pile of Polaroids. “ “ They were sexy looking back from a night that time forgot. “ “ Boy, he was something, debonair in 1979. “ “ Oh don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade? “ “ We’re growing older just the same. “ “ All the memories that we make will never change. “ “ We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain. “ “ I swear that I’ll always paint you? “ “ The decades might’ve washed it out. “ “ Time can never break your heart but it’ll take the pain away.” “ Right now our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away. “ “ Golden days… “

The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“ Truth is that it was always going to end. “ “ I took a market of filth, and sold it like summer. “ “ True all of the good girls act so good ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn. “ “ Turn the memory to stone, and carve your shoulder. “ “ Hey holy roller. “ “ If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one. “ “ And if you wanna make it through the night you better say my name like, the good, the bad,         and the dirty. “  “ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. “ “ I don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. “ “ There’s only two ways that these things can go. “ “ I got the final judgement. “ “ And you been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like, but I’m not gonna think about that right     now. “ “ I’m not gonna think about that right now. “ “ I’m gonna keep getting underneath you. “ “ All our friends want us to fall in love. “

House of Memories

“ If you’re a lover, you should know the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer you’re in love    than if you were alone. “ “ Memories turn into daydreams. “ “ I don’t want to be afraid. “ “ Baby we built this house on memories. “ “ Promise me a place in your house of memories. “ “ I think of you from time to time more than I thought I would. “ “ You were just too kind and I was too young to know that’s all that really matters. “ “ I was a fool. “ “ Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. “ “ Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? ”

Impossible Year

Legit feel free to add this impossible year to the end of any of these.

“ There’s no sunshine this impossible year. “ “ Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t               disappear. “ “ Just typhoons and monsoons. “ “ There’s no good times. “ “ Just a beachfront of bad blood and a coast that’s unclear. “ “ All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. “ “ They just intrude and exclude. “ “ There’s no you and me. “ “ Only heartache and heartbreak and gin made of tears. “ “ The bitter pill I swallow the scars souvenir that tattoo, your last bruise. “ “ There’s never air to breathe. “ “ There’s never in-betweens. “ “ These nightmares always hang on past the dream. “ “ There’s no sunshine, there’s no you and me, there’s no good times. “ “ This impossible year… “

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A E S T H E T I C - Cam and Gin

If I’m without your K I S S E S ,   💋 i’ll be needing s t i t c h e s .   💔

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Aaaaaaaaa I’ve procrastinated so much! But here’s my playlist for Cam~! @birdsonas

se tu m’ami // cecilia bartoli i love you too much // adriana figueroa bubblegum bitch vs i write sins not tragedies // cat ten minutes ago // rodgers and hammerstein stressed out // twenty one pilots jenny // studio killers so what // p!nk girls like girls // hayley kiyoko uma thurman // fall out boy counting stars // onerepublic

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God: why u drinking smirnoff at 10am me: darling,,,this is chamomile tea

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YET ANOTHER KISSING MEME

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do you ever just love the way a person does everything?

your heart  f l u t t e r s  when they look at you you catch yourself smiling when you see them doing something so normal you stuff your face into a pillow like a kid in a romance movie all because you made them laugh!

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Hiya! Flower here, and, um… I’m in a pinch.

I want to visit my QPP next month, but I’m in debt to my mom. I owe her $100, and until I give her that money, I can’t discuss visiting my QPP. My mother is abusive and I’m desperate to get away, even for a week. 

So if you could donate or commission me, I’d be forever grateful. Even if you can’t afford it, could you please reblog this post? Thank you so much!!

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Hiya! Flower here, and, um… I’m in a pinch.

I want to visit my QPP next month, but I’m in debt to my mom. I owe her $100, and until I give her that money, I can’t discuss visiting my QPP. My mother is abusive and I’m desperate to get away, even for a week. 

So if you could donate or commission me, I’d be forever grateful. Even if you can’t afford it, could you please reblog this post? Thank you so much!!

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In this photo, the bird’s wing acts as a diffraction grating—a surface structure with a repeating pattern of ridges or slits. The structure causes the incoming light rays to spread out, bend and split into spectral colors, producing this shimmering rainbow effect. By Victor Tyakht

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