how the skz boys would slap your ass
pairing: ot8, gender neutral reader genre: i don’t even KNOW bro, reaction? wc: ~800 (rest under cut) warnings: ass slapping. mentions of ass. rated teen and up for ass. (not smut or implied) concept: look. this just happened.
;;
bang chan Chan is a squeezer. I don’t know how else to tell you this. He’s a slips one hand in the back pocket of your jeans in public for a little squeeze kinda guy. Chan probably gets shy about public displays of affection like kissing or holding your hand when there are too many strangers about, but for some reason having one hand on your ass is totally reasonable. It’s definitely a little possessive, too, because he does it more around anyone who he thinks is looking at you with a little bit of interest.
lee minho/ lee know You already know what this is gonna say. Lee Minho is a FERAL ass slapper, it’s just a fact. He doesn’t even do it because he’s dating you or because your ass is great. It’s literally in his genetic code that when you bend over or wear particularly tight jeans, he needs to smack it. The louder the better! This man will smack your ass just for that satisfying clap, he doesn’t care who’s around and he’ll do it several times in a row if it doesn’t *smack* just like he wants it to. The volume feeds his ego.
seo changbin Those beefy arms are chef’s kisses. Changbin goes for the smack and squeeze, it’s a double-kill, and part of his sweet & salty personality thing. As you’re walking by he’ll smack it so hard you’ll stumble forward, then immediately give your ass a gentle squeeze and apologise in a sing-song voice. Changbin is at least responsible enough to not do it in front of your parents but around the other boys he isn’t shy, he will look smug about it for the next five minutes after practically knocking you to the floor.
hwang hyunjin Slapper, but only when you’re least expecting it. He doesn’t really ever do it normally, because it’s not something that crosses his mind. On the rare occasion though, the opportunity will present itself and those moments are his favourite. He loves the reaction he gets, when you squeak in surprise and get embarrassed. In public, he’ll only do it if no one’s watching—it’s more fun that way, when you gasp and try not to bring attention to the fact that he probably just left a handprint on your ass cheek.
Keep reading






















