Asshole boyfriends||Yaku and Iwaizumi
Practise was over, his homework was done and Iwaizumi Hajime was completely and utterly bored out of his mind. He didn't even have Tooru to bother since he was intent on rewatching a number of volleyball matches of the teams they would face in their next tournament. The guy's first love would always be goddamn volleyball, Iwaizumi thought with a dismissive roll of his eyes.
His gaze flitted through his small room and soon landed on his cellphone, laying abandoned on his desk where he'd left it a few hours ago while he focused on actually getting work done. Maybe there was someone he could text. Though who was he kidding, it wasn't like he had many friends besides Tooru. Picking himself up from his position on his bed, he reached for his phone and started thumbing through the contacts. Someone on the team? They're probably busy, how about no. Kuroo, then? He quickly scrolled on, shaking his head. Yaku? Tooru had put the Nekoma's number in his phone not soon after the two had become good friends, demanding that Hajime strike up a conversation and actually be social for once.
Thinking for a while, he considered just sending a simple 'hello' to start things up, but then he figured if Oikawa was so adamant about him "being social" he might as well have it bite him in the ass instead.
[To: Yaku-san!!!(*´▽`*) at 5:26pm]
[hey now youre friends with oikawa i want you to know that he still talks in his sleep about how he wants to frolick around with aliens in space]
[To: Yaku-san!!!(*´▽`*) at 5:26pm]
[he gave me your number btw just you know im not some creep or whatever. this is iwaizumi, since idk if the dumbass gave you my number too]
Leave it to Tooru to put all kinds of stupid emojis in his contact names. Satisfied with the messages he typed out, he pressed send and dropped his cell back on his bed, plopping down himself as well.














