I didn't want to let go of the Devil's hand

Too Bad, but it's too Sweet, it's too Sweet, it's too Sweet, it's too Evil

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[nicolegendary]

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[cryptotheism]

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

[cryptotheism]

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

[cottoncandylesbo]

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

[loveridden1999]

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[charseraph]

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[7dmom]

Food rots because it is evil

[cdx1016]

Deer in headlights. (viacarad1016)

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vee-dmsr]

oh u need an accessory to go with that sexy dress? might i suggest a random bruise on ur leg

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[dragongirlsnout]

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose