I didn't want to let go of the Devil's hand @bogofcknshipda - Tumblr Blog

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

dogpuppy

vetchtibbles

I’ll never be ok with AI summaries on search engines etc because at the core of me I don’t even want my own computer to know what I’m using it for. my searchbar shouldn’t know what I’m typing into it. close your fucking eyes bitch I’m shy

demilypyro

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

ozempicofficial

shitter

absolute gold on Reddit today

stars-bean

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

#addams family #halloween season

probuccalfat

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

probuccalfat

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

#spn

faggot-rat

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit