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[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[stn-seventeen]

Hi guys, it’s Joy here!! 

I just wanted to make my fourth follower forever since it’s already been about a year since I started stanning seventeen. 

It all started when my friend told me to listen to adore u. I was like “eh alright I’ll try it” I listened to it. It was catchy. And I went on with my day. But then I listened to it 30 more times. And created 10+ blogs for it…. Man…I slipped wayyyy too hard. 

 Anyway, here are some special mentions: 

@ji-hao hey bb, I told you I was going to make a follower forever thingy soon, so here it is. (It’s my day off so I spent the whole day making it…and playing pokemon…and league haha…it took so long…) 

Your blog is great cause you actually control yourself and only reblog specific posts (and you reblog a lot of my posts ;))…oh yeah and your blog is aesthetic af. 

Tb to last year when I got you obsessed with seventeen right before you went to China. With no VPN or Internet…mwahahahahahhaha Good times. 

@taozipop you’re the reason I’m on tumblr right now. Don’t know if that’s a blessing or a curse haha…Even though we post different things I’d follow you forever. 

@fonduechinoise I just followed you yesterday or the day before lol but you influenced me quite a bit when we were younger even though we hardly saw each other. I was always impressed by your vast knowledge of anime and Kpop. 

 And now…here are 400+ blogs I follow: 

Thank you guys for making my dash so lively and fun. jfc this is a lot. 

#-A: @1004gf /// @164cmwoozi /// @17-mansae /// @17-percent /// @17-scenarios /// @17caratjokespledis /// @17caratwoozi /// @17ct /// @17hansols ///  @17hateblog /// @17jihun /// @17shua /// @17vernsol /// @7oshua /// @7teans /// @95jisoo /// @95joshua /// @96kwon /// @actualminghao /// @adore-u-seventeen17 /// @adoree-choihansol /// @adoreuvernon /// @adorexuminghao /// @adoreyoon /// @adoring-17 /// @ahyeahseokmin /// @ahyeahwonwoo /// @akk1nda /// @akkinda /// @american-jisoo /// @americanhyung /// @amillionwon /// @angeljunhui /// @antijosh /// @astrantee ///

B-E: @blue-seungkwan /// @bo0seungkwan /// @boo-hoshan /// @boon0n /// @boononkwan /// @butleeseokmin /// @c0ups /// @cafewoozi /// @camera-seventeen /// @candycoups /// @chaivernon /// @cheolhaos /// @chillhansol /// @chocolatehansol /// @choihansoltbh /// @choishansol /// @choivernon /// @choivernonjpeg /// @coconutwoozi /// @coolcutiexu /// @coupzi /// @cutiecoups /// @daily-wonwoo /// @dino-sir /// @dinochans /// @dinomondlife /// @dirtydirtyjunhui /// @doekyum /// @dokmilk /// @dokyummm /// @dokzi /// @dopekwan /// @dorkyum /// @doughkyeom /// @ewhansol ///

F-H: @fairyjisoo /// @fckvernon /// @flower-boy-jeonghan /// @flowerboy-wonwoo /// @flowerkwan /// @ftwonwoo /// @fuckyeahmingyu /// @fy-scoups /// @fy17trash /// @fyjeongcheol /// @giantmingu /// @grocerykwan /// @grown-man-woozi /// @gyroxdrop /// @gyuhan-17 /// @gyuhanjpg /// @gyuwoo /// @hangsol /// @hanhacesol /// @hannie-jars /// @hansocute /// @hansolc /// @hansolchoi17 /// @hansolence /// @hansolies /// @hansolseyebrows /// @hansoltheist /// @hansolvchwee /// @hanssol /// @hansvc /// @hansvernon /// @hanwooz /// @happydk /// @heolcheol /// @herecomeshoshi /// @hey-seokmin /// @highlightedhansol /// @holymingyu /// @holyvernon /// @hong-jisoo95 /// @hongiisoo /// @hongjiisoo /// @hongjisueme /// @hongjiswoon /// @horoscoups /// @hoshi-yoshi /// @hoshi1010 /// @hoshiheaven /// @hoshijpg /// @hoshitv /// @hoshpai /// @hugjisoo /// 

I-K: @ihosh /// @imsowoozi /// @iwonyu /// @je0nghans /// @jeehoons /// @jejuboos /// @jejuboy /// @jeong-hanie /// @jeong-soo /// @jeongahn /// @jeonghallelujah /// @jeonghalo /// @jeonghanaesthetic /// @jeonghaness /// @jeonghanetwork /// @jeonghanie /// @jeonghanplz /// @jeonghanshusband /// @jeongjan /// @jeongjeonghan /// @jeonlyu /// @jeonnatwoo /// @jihan-s /// @jihanlife /// @jihoon /// @jihoonslayme /// @jihoonwhy /// @jishsoo /// @jisoof /// @jisooohong /// @joashua /// @jollyjisoo /// @joshsua /// @joshu-mwah /// @joshua-seventeen /// @joshuahonq /// @joshuashong /// @joshuasnet /// @jshwoo /// @junghan /// @junghanbby /// @junhuidreaming /// @junhuinetwork /// @junhuipie /// @junhuisgirlfriend /// @junhuissmile /// @junjisoos /// @kim-mingyew /// @kimbap-kidding-me /// @kimbapkidding /// @kinghoshi /// @kuyamingyu /// @kwnsny /// @kwontv ///

L-R: @leecnah /// @leejihoonz /// @little8 /// @littlemingyu /// @lovehoshi /// @manzae /// @mc-gyu /// @meisterjisoo /// @milkgyus /// @minghaollelujah /// @minghaou /// @mingyro /// @mingyudearest /// @mingyumilk /// @mingyunism /// @minqyew /// @mintgu /// @mintgyu /// @mnigyus /// @morninghao /// @munjunhui /// @mvngyu /// @naegahosh17 /// @nowjunhui /// @o211 /// @oo-ji /// @perfectlyhansol /// @performanceleaderhoshi /// @pinkfairiewoozi /// @pledis /// @pledis17 /// @pledisseventeen /// @plsvernon /// @precious-jisoo /// @pretty-boo /// @princehuii /// @princejisoos /// @princelyjeonghan /// @qthansol /// @rasenseokmin /// @rninghao ///

S: @saltyjeonghan /// @sanitizerforgyu /// @saythenamesvntn /// @saywoozi /// @scokmin /// @scoupstv /// @scoupydoo /// @se-ven-te-en /// @sebnteen /// @seokmin—s /// @seokminniie /// @seokmins-angel /// @seokminsane /// @seokmint /// @seokwifey /// @seungcheofine /// @seungchul /// @seunghao /// @seungheol /// @seungheols /// @seungkvvan /// @seungkwanton /// @seungsols /// @seunkgwan /// @seventecn /// @seventeen-ruined-my-life /// @seventeen-v /// @seventeen17reactions /// @seventeenas /// @seventeenet /// @seventeens-noona /// @seventeenstrash /// @seventeentrash17 /// @seventeentrashcan /// @seventeenvines /// @seveunteen /// @sevuenteen /// @shiningmingyu /// @shloun /// @sillyhoshi /// @sinkintothediamondlife /// @slightly-woozi /// @slothwoo /// @sm17e-sm17e /// @smileforjisoo /// @smolgyu /// @soon-cheol /// @soonhoon /// @spoilerhoshi /// @squishyhosh /// @squishywonu /// @ssventeen /// @stanjunhui /// @sugarjisoo /// @superjunhui /// @svennteen /// @svnteen-idiots /// @svnteenie /// @svnteenish /// @svnten /// @svt-carat /// @svt-dino /// @svt-woo /// @svtense /// @svthateclub /// @svtseventeen /// @svtxxn /// @swaghao /// @sweetcoups /// @sweetmingyu ///

T-Y: @the1the8 /// @the8ght /// @the8woozitrash /// @thirteencarrots /// @thoteen /// @tolmingyubby /// @vernon—baby /// @vernonature /// @vernonsama /// @vernonschick /// @vernonstreet /// @vernsace /// @verrnope /// @verseols /// @veryotl /// @waewonwoo /// @we-are-diamond-studded /// @wenjoonhui /// @wenjunhui /// @what17says /// @whoaseventeen /// @whywonwoo /// @woahchoihansol /// @won-woo /// @wonbby /// @wonderful-wonwoo /// @wonghan /// @wonjunwoo /// @wonnhao /// @wonplus /// @wonswooning /// @wonweewoo /// @wonweird /// @wonwoo-pls /// @wonwoo-senpai /// @wonwooed /// @wonwooo-ssi /// @wonwoosgarden /// @wonwoosidealtype /// @wonwootwoot /// @wonwoowho /// @wonwoozi /// @wonwuuu /// @wonwvoo /// @woohoo-wonwoo /// @woozibye /// @woozifanboy /// @woozisbutt /// @wooziwoo /// @world-of-woozi /// @ww96 /// @yoon-dynasty /// @yoonjunqhan

FK YEAH I’m done. I started this in the morning…and look. It’s 9 pm.

I went through every single blog written here so I guess I got to know all of you a bit more. 

like damn there are some high quality blogs here.

There are waaaay more great blogs, though I don’t follow them because as you can see, I already follow so many lol. Thanks again for being great blogs. I love you all. Especially you stephanie ;) follow her @ji-hao <——- 

[seventeenas]

Thank you 💘

[seventeenas]

BLACK LIVES MATTER

[seventeenas]

I want to apologise again for being away from this blog for so long. New posts really really soon

[seventeenas]

Seventeen as greek gods (or goddesses if u want)?

I really like this idea!! I'll do this really soon

[seventeenas]

For being so nice and cute, copy this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the GAME going and make others feel beautiful! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:

Wow thank you so much!! Sorry it took so long for me to answer this

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omg i love the mingyu ver in seventeen as brothers; i've always wanted a twin brother like that :-)))) keep it up + always supporting u!!!

Thank you so much!!! I actually have a twin brother but he's more like jihoon than mingyu lol

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Seventeen's new music video is incredible. can we talk about junhui and mingyu for a sec

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Seventeen as superheroes

S.Coups: His superpower is super strength. Head of the league. Seems like he has his shit together but he really doesn't. Leaves the scene before the people he saves can thank him because he becomes a bumbling idiot if they do

Jeonghan: His superpower is invisibly and heightened senses. Quiet. Kind of like a guardian angel — always saves lives and keeps people out of trouble but never comes forward about it - he lets the people he saves think it's just coincidence

Joshua: his superpower is healing but he has no idea how to use it. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time but once he hones his skill he's one of the most helpful heroes

Jun: his superpower is the ability to clone himself. GREASY superhero. Saves your life then asks if he can buy you dinner straight after. Drops upside down to you like SpiderMan and always scares you, follows up with "come on, aren't you gonna kiss me?" When you try and walk past, he clones himself to appear in front of you again and again

Hoshi: his power is the ability to generate electricity. Thinks he's cooler than he is when he's in his hero getup. Type to pull someone in trouble into some niche in the wall and put a finger on their lips and say "I got this" and then run out to ~~~~save the day~~~~

Wonwoo: Power is telling the future. A curse more than a power and so he's kind of an angsty hero. Like jeonghan, quiet and lowkey but sometimes comes forward to the people he saves. So normal about everything the people he saves forget he's literally a superhero

Woozi: power is telekinesis and telepathy. Initially seems like a villain but really isn't. Doesn't really want to be a hero but kind of has to be when he's the only one who can fix things, but still doesn't really emerge unless there's serious danger

DK: power is being able to emulate animals (think beast boy from teen titans). Uses his powers more for pranks than for actual assistance but still comes to help when he's needed.

Mingyu: his power is super speed and he uses it to prank people over anything else. Sometimes uses his power to help save the city if the other heroes really need his help, but usually he'll just hang at the superhero headquarters and eat all their food

The8: vision-based powers: x-ray, heat, seeing through walls, etc. Hero who completely appears out of nowhere when you least expect him to. Kind of a rogue

Seungkwan: sonic scream and geokinesis. Always the first one you'll see rampaging through the city after a villain. Considering how loud he can be in his every day life it's amazing no one who knows him has put two and two together about him being the sonic scream superhero

Vernon: time travel powers. Kind of just started using them for trivial stuff like winning things or schoolwork but eventually got sucked into becoming an actual superhero somehow, mainly by being at the wrong place at the wrong time

Dino: His power is flight. Makes cheesy puns all the time. can always be seen whenever there's trouble

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Your blog is amazing and so creative! You're doing great, keep up the great work! 💙

Thank you so much for the support! I really appreciate it!

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seventeen in college

S.Coups: talks too loud in lectures and laughs at inappropriate times (e.g. during science lectures whenever the word homoerectus comes up)

Jeonghan: type to ride his bike everywhere. only one who looks good in morning classes

Joshua: starts a study group to work but just ends up eating pizza and talking about tv shows

Jun: asleep in lectures, always. probably part of a fraternity. huge flirt at parties but then accidentally spills his drink on whoever he's flirting with

Hoshi: probably also part of a fraternity. type to superglue a cup to his hand when drunk. tables are not for food, they are for drunk hoshi dancing or sleeping

Wonwoo: always late to lectures and probably sleeping in the same lectures. can be found asleep in the hallway after losing his keys at a party

Woozi: only student on top of his studies, but ALWAYS STRESSED. hasn't slept in 8272828 years

DK: always doing the most at parties with hoshi. in an acapella group too

Mingyu: wayyyy too chill about his studies. never makes notes, just borrows them off of other people. throws a lot of parties. "college isn't actually for doing work"

The8: never in morning classes because fuck waking up early right

Seungkwan: part of a lot of college societies like acapella, theatre, etc

Vernon: shuffling around to his morning classes like a silent zombie. people think he's hungover but really he stayed up late playing buzzfeed trivia quizzes

Dino: never tired. ever. always on top of his work and still at every party and part of a bunch of societies. how does he do it

[seventeenas]

I love you and your blog ♡

Thank you so much 💗

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Seventeen as Pets

S.Coups: dog who tries to get in your car whenever you're trying to go somewhere and also tries to eat your food

Jeonghan: pretty cat. like prettier than u. runs the household

Joshua: hamster who's cute and well behaved and just happy to be there, but also sly as fuck opens its cage all the time and chews through one of your cereal boxes

Jun: chipmunk who always comes to your yard *expecting* you to give it food. throws acorns at you if you don't

Hoshi: hamster who has all of those hamster cage extensions and one of those hamster cars he rides around in like he runs the joint

Wonwoo: cat who sleeps all the time. all the time. in weird places too like in your drier and stuff

Woozi: cat who takes no shit. only lets you pet him if he likes you. mean and clean. but also a total cinnamon roll and always sits with you while you work and rubs against your legs a lot

DK: mouse who's just having a good time. excited to be there. type of mouse to be occupied by eating a piece of cheese for hours

Mingyu: big dog who tracks mud into the house and ruins your laundry but also brings you balls he found in the park as gifts

The8: hamster who parkour jumps down stairs and shit in its hamster wheel

Seungkwan: small Hollywood chihuahua dog who is not here for your shit. feed him and love him or he's moving on to bigger and better things

Vernon: dog who is always trying to fight cats on the street and look tough but also runs into sliding glass doors and gets stuck in catflaps all. the. time.

Dino: small dog. total scamp. will take food off your dinner plate when you're not looking

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Ily ♥

I love u too ❤️

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Seventeen as brothers

(sorry for reposting this)

tw for allusions to underage drinking

S.Coups: the type of older brother to wake you up and force you to buy food with him at three in the morning. would buy you tickets for 18+ movies and concerts etc

Jeonghan: the kind of brother who is a lot older and you don’t see a lot of but gives really good advice - when you’re younger you kinda just see him as a scary older figure but once you start to grow up he begins to talk to you like an equal and you start to realise how funny he is

Joshua: quiet brother who is also a lot older. fun to watch movies with. teaches you how to play guitar and gives you all his old schoolwork. you’d think he’d tell you not to drink alcohol or hide it from your parents but actually he’d tell you that you’re hiding it in the wrong place and xyz place is better

Jun: younger brother who you always find going through your stuff, tells you that you need to organise your bedroom when you tell him to get out

Hoshi: 2/3 years older brother who is never ever home and won’t tell you what he’s doing when he’s out, but then always pestering you to tell him what you’re doing, where you’re going, who you’re speaking to, who you like, and teasing you about it

Wonwoo: chill older brother who always lets you sleep at his house with no problem if you don’t wanna be at home. prob would try and make you dinner but then fuck it up

Woozi: twin brother who is always telling you to go away but you can tell he loves you - even if he won’t admit it lol. when he’s in a talky mood though your conversations are the best things. recommends you a lot of music and grudgingly admits he likes your music taste, but refuses to follow you on spotify. probably blocked you on every social media and laughs when you ask him to unblock you

DK: younger brother who mimics what you do but then gets really defensive when you call him out on it, but it's only because he looks up to you. climbs a lot of trees and falls out and scrapes his knees and elbows but always laughs and says it's okay and proceeds to climb the tree again. prob knocked a tooth out at some point

Mingyu: twin brother who tries to seem cool and distant and all your friends think he is and people in your grade who have a crush on him are always asking if he’s like this at home but you know that he’s actually a huge loser

The8: older brother who does not take any of your shit but also emails you all his old essays so you can just hand those in instead of writing them again

Seungkwan: twin brother who is really close with you and tries to make you wear corresponding costumes at halloween parties. 15 mins older than you and always does the “when i was your age…” and then talks about what he was doing 15 minutes ago

Vernon: older brother who gives you all his old music to listen to. buys you a fake id but then makes you promise him you won’t do anything ‘illegal’ with it ???

Dino: younger brother who always puts the food he doesn’t want on your plate

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In regards to Seventeen As Family - I think Seungkwan would be that one great aunt who gives you waaay too much money and then says 'don't spend it all on sweets'

Yeah I can totally see that haha! I feel like seungkwan would completely spoil his nieces/nephews/niblings lol

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Seventeen as alignments

Lawful good: DK

Neutral good: Jeonghan

Chaotic good: Dino, Hoshi

Lawful neutral: Joshua, The8

True neutral: Woozi, Wonwoo

Chaotic neutral: Vernon, Mingyu

Lawful evil: S.Coups

Neutral evil: Jun

Chaotic evil: Seungkwan