Where did I leave my free time at?

Mario. UIUC Senior. I float around the 217. BXS. Wir Können. Dry Heave. LIVIN THING.

[dumbrecords]

DUMB FEST 4-EVER happening in Springfield, Illinois on June 10+11+12

[alexander]

Girl: “Bernie, will you be my dad?”

Bernie: “Probably not, I’d like to be your president”

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

stop

[getalternative]

Wir Können & Farseek announce tour

Wir Können announce tour with Farseek for 2016, check out all the dates and info here! 

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

Yo thanks Couch King!

[badsciencejokes]

Why did x=1 need therapy?

He didn’t function, and couldn’t find y.

[austin-g-biv-deactivated2016070]

@seventh-grade-in-the-same-room

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

My kind of joke

[theonion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens 

SAN BERNARDINO, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in southern California in which two attackers killed 14 individuals and seriously injured 17 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Michigan resident Emily Harrington, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep these individuals from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past six and a half years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

For real though

[grawly]

[austin-g-biv-deactivated2016070]

This day last year Mario @seventh-grade-in-the-same-room and I got drunk (moreso me because my dumb ass thought drinking half a glass of everclear was smart) met a professor playing just ONE of his mandolins on the quad with his blind dog and went to a party, played Dopesmoker? American Football? Pissed Jeans? I don’t remember and we took all the empty glass bottles and smashed them in the parking lot and left. I didn’t notice I was bleeding from it till we were like halfway home and we got to check in and they didn’t give a FUCK Then I puked my guts out and passed out. We got DP Dough the next day

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

This night was so fun. I slept on the floor of Austin and Nick Bretz' dorm. Austin wrote a song about it all and then we went on tour together twice. Love you @austin-g-biv

[tirehaus]

steve jobs

steve jobs he suck my nuts

[tirehaus]

like for the chumlee coin reblog for the chumlee coin

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

I cant believe yr dumb meme got 2000 notes today, Milk

[briangalecki]

the many fliers of 10-3-15 at Rock N’ Roll Hardee’s by: Lumpy, Mike Tirehaus, and Brian Galecki

[dumbrecords]

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

Remember that time I lovingly smooched a wooden letter?

[spacealiencafe]

soy milk wasn’t even invented yet

[briangalecki]

10/3/15 @ ROCK N’ ROLL HARDEE’S (Springfield, IL)

[tirehaus]

YES SEE MY BAND PLAYING AT A REAL ROCK AND ROLL HARDEES

[veryscarybabydoll-deactivated20]

I can’t wait for this. l0ve my c1ty

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

Rock and ROLL people

[tirehaus]

[a389]

Just sent off a slew of #a389 releases to DUMB RECORDS (Springfield IL) VINYL CONFLICT (Richmond, VA) SOUND GARDEN (Baltimore, MD) and for all you beach bums and surfer girls you can hit up SWIRLED WORLD in Ocean City, MD!!! Stores hit us up for direct / cheapest pricing!

[seventh-grade-in-the-same-room]

Dumb mention woohoo

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

check out this SICK move