Tiny Umbrella

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[fencehopping]

Extruding pasta

[cubsha]

kind of a snort. rehog.

[hikikomoricomplex]

[mossquitoman]

I love mathematicians so much. No one else is doing it like them. Group of people genuinely only in it for love of the game. Everyone else hates their subject and thinks its boring and useless and these guys are out here talking about how beautiful and incredible and poetic it is with a twinkle in their eyes. No other subject has such a crazy disconnect between public perception and reality. I love it.

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[blacksoular]

[mewwon]

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[britishchick09]

the coolest tattoo ever! (and the pic that inspired it) :D

found by @robert-273-fan and worn by @tiny-umbrella

[tiny-umbrella]

I was scrolling through the Robert Wadlow tag and found a picture of my own arm!!

For those not in the know, Robert Wadlow was the tallest person in recorded history for whom there is irrefutable evidence, at 8 ft 11.1 in/2.72m. I've been interested in him since I was very young, and from there have had a lifelong interest in the world's tallest people.

I got this tattoo in his honor in 2019. It was one of the last tattoos I got before accidentally taking a 7-year break. I only recently started getting tattoos again, less than two months ago, so it's a very funny coincidence and pleasant surprise to find one of my older ones in a niche corner of Tumblr where I and maybe six other people hang out hahaha

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[3000s]

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

[ozempicofficial]