The increasingly bad decisions of a local giant.

My name is Josh

[pufftatty]

[quaggly]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Remy - Ratatouille

“My sauce is da boss!!” - Remy

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

Vegetables?

Sauce ?

HOW TO MAKE IT

I don’t know how to cook Ratatouille I’m sorry.

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[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Flick - Bug’s Life Autumn Trail Mix

“It’s okay to drink Olive Oil” - Fuck

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

½ cup sunflower seeds

½ cup flax seeds

1/3 cup dried raisins or apricot bits

1/3 cup dried cranberries

½ cup live ants

1/3 cup chocolate chips or M&M’s

HOW TO MAKE IT

Mix

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[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[joshthebearguyrhodes]

Sombra: hey what's up youtube I'm here with my guy DoomFist and I'm going to try and get Doom to run on his actual fist

[unbfacts]

Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.

[darkenedgamr]

Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.

[thetapunk]

how are we going to feed the fox bat?

[artisticautistic]

In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.

[thetapunk]

awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects

[artisticautistic]

Coolio

[growing-despite]

Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Every one of them looks like this:

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

mei-stakes were made

Full Image - Twitter - Bonus - YouTube

[einstetic]

do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself do it for yourself

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[letslipthehounds]

In a couple thousand years, archeologists are going to dig that stone up and they are going to be confused as shit.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

1960’s era Fordite - Ford Motor Co., Detroit, Michigan

[pencil-peach]

Hey Weepinbell!

I love you!

[pukicho]

[phantomrose96]

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

[phantomrose96]

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

[puppetmaster55]

roy’s reaction is literally

[phantomrose96]

Spot the difference

[jackteagle]

Pep talk - 2014

[joshthebearguyrhodes]

I'm 21 almost 22 and I have no idea what do

[cookingstimsarchive]

By Foodydiy on Instagram

[dizzydevious]

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

[scyf-deactivated20200605]

@tentacledeity

[elfcirynn]

@big-teeth

[setheverman]

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol