Emily

My tits aren't actually severed.

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[alittlebitofshipping]

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

[stop-hammerkind]

“Billy needs therapy”

[chvrizard-deactivated20141230]

I literally started crying

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Free money

The goverdment should make more money

[imjustdes-deactivated20201219]

That would cause inflation and make things worse

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy a racecar bed

[tiffanarchy]

[gifsboom]

homeless dog. [video]

[Hope For Paws - Official Rescue Channel]

[basicallyalwaystired]

help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs

[justjennanicole-deactivated2016]

Omfg

[myuuzaki]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell

[majortvjunkie]

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

[majortvjunkie]

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[catgirltreats]

The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars

[woodwindstockphotos]

when someone worse than you gets a solo you wanted

[instrumentastrology]

this is the most accurate stock photo of flute players I’ve ever seen right down to the attempted murder

[noragreen-deactivated20201212]

“This reed is too soft,” complained Goldilocks.

“This reed is too hard,” complained Goldilocks.

“Ah, this reed is just…FUCKING TERRIBLE. WHY DO ALL MY REEDS SUCK?!” complained Goldilocks.

[peanutbuttergenius]

When you don’t want to put money towards an exhaust so you improvise 

[khazhra]

This is my new favorite vine

[dnotive]

NEW FAVORITE VINE

[lavenderharmony-deactivated2025]

That is actually hilarious

[the-singular-peep]

Ah, yes, Star Wars

Where Chew-bach-a and Horn Solo meet up with the twins, Flute Skywalker and Leia Organ-a. They seek help from Obi Wan KenOboe, C-3Piano, and RTuba-D2. Flute is trained in the Jedi way by Yodel, an old master, and the group ends up battling the evil Strum Troopers. But even with their victory, they can’t stop Horn and Leia’s son, Xylo Ren, from rising to power years later.

[howdoesoneflute]

Brighter? Maybe? I don’t like making decisions.

[actualdogvines]

“Who’s your best friend?”

[colehayley]

NO

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[overblush]