“So what if she is?” Bellatrix shrugged, swiping a tulip glass from behind her and shifting to rinse it out. “Our friend here can afford it. Or rather his daddy can. He’s supposed to be some auto industry giant? The neglectful sort, too. Always forgetting birthdays, always missing out on baseball games…” She threw a pointed look in the teenager’s direction, wryly noting the small puddle of drool leaking out onto the bar. “Too many people are under the impression that I give a shit.”
She dunked the glass underneath a tap and waited out the warm rush of ale. “Leave it to teenage rebellion to fund your indoor jacuzzi,” Bellatrix went on, the corners of her lips twitching at Severus’ insinuation. “But I’ll let you know the next time I’m in the mood for some human vivisection. You bring the scalpels, I’ll bring the Bobbys, and we’ll make a whole day out of it.”
His craft beer was slid wordlessly across the table with all the familiarity of two people who had known each other for quite some time now, and none of the animosity their first encounter had actually inspired (she still maintained that the car accident was his fucking fault – and trying to take a tire iron to his windshield hadn’t been ‘overreacting’).
She supposed that was friendship for you.
“Great. Now you and Bobby will get some more time to bond.” Pitching her straw in the rubbish, Bellatrix turned to face him with an expression drawn in pain, brow furrowed as she prepared herself to admit to something that would cause her no shortage of agony. “I might… possibly… be interested in giving Stephen King a try. But I swear to god, if you even think the words ‘I told you so’ I’ll start swinging.”
"Just look at him!" He exclaimed quietly, grimacing. "It's like the lights are on - barely - and nobody is home." Bobby really was not looking like a positive advertisement. "Sad story, truly." He waved it off, not really caring about the boy's father. "Something's gotta give, Bella - and it has to be Bobby here. If Molly is indeed selling him my stuff she has to stop." Like many things in life, Severus was picky over his reputation as a supplier, and the gormless twit seated at the bar next to him was far from helping matters. "Ah yes, you are the kindest person I know." He rolled his eyes.
"Indoor jacuzzi? Not quite what I had in mind. I have my eye on a very nice leather jacket from Saint Laurent - far more useful than a jacuzzi in my opinion." A small chuckle escaped him. "A whole day of vivisection - wonderful. I'm sure Dmitri would be able to get hold of some scalpels for us. If we get a tank of ether we can go full Murder House. That's making a day of it."
A hand came up to rest over his heart once he received the beer, his expression scrunched in a parody of being moved. "You do care." He took a long draw from the bottle, setting it back down on the bar. "No." He said a little too quickly. If he had to suffer Bobby then so did Bellatrix. She owed him for smashing up his car, after all.
A slow smirk spread across his face. At long last he had been able to wheedle her day. "Stephen King, you say... Why, today has become a very special day." His mind began to whir over the Stephen King books he had crammed into the bookcase in the flat. "Where do we begin? Perhaps Carrie? It was his first novel and it's not too long. You might get a kick out of that. Or maybe one of his short story collections - I've always liked Four Past Midnight."
















