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If lost, return to: J. Seward, MD, Carfax Mental Institution, Purfleet-on-Thames, England.
(Blinky by @vivisectophile)
Journaling should assist in giving one peace of mind – this I would know, for I am a doctor. I need peace of mind – and this I would know for I am me.
Name: Jack Age: Twenty-nine Relatives: None. Orphan. Relationship Status: What's it to you anyway?
Admin stuff below cut.
You are utterly stupid. Wonderfully, Attractively logical, but a fish may have more common sense than you. Please marry me and put me out of this misery.
Where the devil did you find Art's proposal?
I suppose this implies he wrote it down somewhere. Thought about it. Rehearsed his lines.
Heehee. I like the thought of that.
So.. how's the abandonment workaholic issues fairing for you? More brandy?
Solitude and overzealous industry are intoxicating in themselves. But not enough. More brandy, yes please.
Marry me please.
Get in line mate.
SEWAAAAARDDDDDDD YOU’RE FINALLY BACK ! HAPPY PRIDE KING 🫶🫶🫶 LOVE U
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Happy pride, time travelling lesbian with a sword! Be proud, time travelling lesbian with a sword!
Patient asked me today if I was “like, a little bit queer or just tired.”
I said yes.
Do you have a favorite cheese?
Stilton's pretty good, I think. Very complex. Like me.
What is this, exactly?
I am not familiar with a "Dracula". Maybe one of the asylum inmates signed up for something to get back me by filling my letter-box with spam. Some of them are a little...excitable.
I shall have to investigate later. For now, some morphine!
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*AGGRESIVE THROAT-CLEARING*
One two three mic testing
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WAZZUP
God, you're brilliant and irrevocably an idiot within one man. How does one achieve such a cumulative amount of brain-cells yet such a lack of societal awareness? I am stupendously in love with you.
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God, you're brilliant and irrevocably an idiot within one man. How does one achieve such a cumulative amount of brain-cells yet such a lack of societal awareness? I am stupendously in love with you.
Burn all ur money. And don't tell internetchan i was here, she's crazy. Put her away.
Me and simp have already discussed it.
Burn my money?! And what will pay for the morphia and brandy, pray?
As for "putting away" strangers on the testimony of other strangers – this institution has standards. Admittedly flexible standards, but standards nonetheless.
awwwwwwwww🥺🥺 orphan boi wanna cookiee????🥺🥺🥺yaa???🥺🥺🥺
This is suspicious. I am most suspiced.
dubito, ergo sum, vel, quod idem est, cogito, ergo sum
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What do you doubt?
Which one proposed, you or Arthur?
Art. Lucky fellow, proposed twice, and accepted twice. Could never be me.
What is Renfield's real name?
Renfield Menfield Renfield.
Saw someone talking about you in written conversation (YouTube comment). They said you were the reason they decided to pursue a career in psychology thanks to you :) They also called you mentally ill. You inspire many people! 💫❤️ Just wanted to tell you that. And to stop mistreating your patients you Love to pretend you Don't but you Do. That's why both Renfield and then Simp partnered with vampires. They'd rather get their blood sucked dry than serving as lab-rats in your🫵 (extremely anti-ethical) Experiments.
The knowledge that I have somehow encouraged another mind out there to turn itself towards psychology is no small honour. I wish them every success, and a career marked by insight rather than ulcers.
Regarding the patients, I never claimed to be gentle, only careful. If a person prefers eternal damnation over structured care, supervision, and the occasional intrusive question, that is – regrettably – their prerogative.
For record: if I really was that vigorous of an experiment maniac, I'd have fewer critics, and the cemeteries would have more graves.