Squadron of Shit, Frogs, and Mint

Hello! Welcome to the blog of a trio of such graceful fantrolls. Here we can watch the geek in her natural habitat, the dork be adorable, or the sewage swimmer clean things up. Go ahead and shoot the gang questions, you won't regret it. The faint smell of lemon bleach, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and an old book lingers in the air as well as dust particles. Everything seems very clean and sanitary. There are 3 scarves hung neatly on pegs, which this seems to jump out at you. What will you do?

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

She followed his hand around the room with her eyes. Sure looked like a laboratory to her. Manhattan, New York? She knew about here, but never thought she’d fled so far as to end up in another country, nevertheless across the sea. Martha supposed she’d stumbled onto a ship. Uh oh. This made her an illegal immigrant. She supposed she’d catch the next boat back to England.

“A Cyberman is a dangerous robot-man creation. It’s a metal shell that believes every human needs to be upgraded to a Cyberman, and in doing so, removes the brain from the person and removes all traces of emotion. It’s awful.”

[fantasticreedrichards-deactivat]

Well.. That was certainly something he hadn’t heard of. Although, with the manner of creatures and machines and all sorts of things that he’d come across in his time, this, honestly, wasn’t much of a surprise. He met the information with a furrow of his brow and a look in her direction which asked if she were serious in not-so-many words.

“…And, these Cybermen are.. loose? That hardly seems safe. Were they after you in particular, or did you just happen to be apart of a collective? I’m not entirely sure why a machine would wish to ah..” He made little ‘finger quotes’. “… Suck the emotions out of you, as it were.” 

He was doing his best not to come off as skeptical as he was, but he was sort of lacking proof here.

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

"Well, they're actually alien robots that invade Earth from time to time, but this guy named The Doctor comes along an' stops 'em every time! Though sometimes he's too late an' can't save everyone..." She frowned. "An' they crop up around Britain most of the time, since that's where the Doctor visits alot, they n' these other robot-things called Daleks hate The Doctor. But the Doctor is a good man."

"But yeah, I kinda was a part of a collective. They want to upgrade everyone they can so that they could take over Earth. An' they're brutal!"

"You wouldn't happen to know The Doctor, would you?"

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

“Actually, he’s not. ‘Parently trolls have large white animals for parents that can talk. Its supposedly not too complicated, but I was raised on Earth for some odd reason, perhaps a time traveller decided t’ drop me off here n’ I was adopted. You too, Corsair.”

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“I…A troll? I’m not trying to be rude here, but like the ones you read about in Earth fairy stories?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

“No, actually. Not really. Only similarity is horns, if the fairy tale trolls even have ‘em! I think the grey skin is common though.”

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Hm. Well, I’ve learned something new today. I adore learning new things.” Cor smiles brightly at Martha. 

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

"Learning stuff is actually fun when it's not forced on ya. Ergh." She frowned for a second but chuckled.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“What brings you here?” He asked.

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Not much, just exploring. Kinda to get away from my messy home.~8~

[im-ai-jarvis]

“Oh, well, please feel free to look around, and ask if you need anything.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~So, erm, where exactly am I? Just so I can kind of figure things out if I wander too far and get lost.~8~

[alterniaphile-deactivated201309]

..||| fuck|||ng hate lowbloods…

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

For what reason?

[im-ai-jarvis]

sewerfishand2nerds started following you

“Hello.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Ah! Hello there, sir.~8~

~8~Not to be rude, but um, who are you?~8~

The troll’s fins slightly move upward, much like a cat’s ears when curious, except for the fact that they’re fins and on the side of the face.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“My names Jarvis.” He replied with a kind smile. “And you?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Aha, er, please do just call me Tony or Cray. Whichever suits you better. I don’t like my actual name very much.~8~

Well, it was true that his name was embarrassing.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“Well, Cray, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~As well as you, Mr. Jarvis.~8~

[im-ai-jarvis]

“What brings you here?” He asked.

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Not much, just exploring. Kinda to get away from my messy home.~8~

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

“Actually, he’s not. ‘Parently trolls have large white animals for parents that can talk. Its supposedly not too complicated, but I was raised on Earth for some odd reason, perhaps a time traveller decided t’ drop me off here n’ I was adopted. You too, Corsair.”

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“I…A troll? I’m not trying to be rude here, but like the ones you read about in Earth fairy stories?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

"No, actually. Not really. Only similarity is horns, if the fairy tale trolls even have 'em! I think the grey skin is common though."

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Martha never had trouble identifying humans nor where she originally was from, and it was often people would give her the curious face, as if they were trying to figure out if she was just wearing a weird costume or if she actually was an alien creature.

Being an adopted alien grub is hard. It’s hard and nobody understands. Except she never often did run into other trolls on Earth, but she was always able to identify the candy corn horns of others.

“Nice t’ meet ya, Mr. Richards. Not much, actually. Erm, I do seem t’ have wandered from my apartmen’ on my run due t’ another Cyberman outbreak; where exactly am I?”

[fantasticreedrichards-deactivat]

Cyberman.. Alright. This was a bit too weird for him to really adapt to quickly, so he wouldn’t attempt to. He looked at her and then to his lab, motioning to the equipment around them with a sweep of his hand. 

“In the Baxter Building. My laboratory. Ah.. Manhattan. New York.” He hoped she wouldn’t need more information than that. As he made a habit of telling others who frequently wandered into the lobby of the building; he wasn’t an information kiosk, nor a tour guide.

“…What is a Cyberman?” It was a question he’d wanted to keep to himself, but his curiosity overrode that and he stood there, eyebrow lifted as he awaited an explanation. “And why were you running from one? Or ah.. Several?” 

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

She followed his hand around the room with her eyes. Sure looked like a laboratory to her. Manhattan, New York? She knew about here, but never thought she'd fled so far as to end up in another country, nevertheless across the sea. Martha supposed she'd stumbled onto a ship. Uh oh. This made her an illegal immigrant. She supposed she'd catch the next boat back to England.

"A Cyberman is a dangerous robot-man creation. It's a metal shell that believes every human needs to be upgraded to a Cyberman, and in doing so, removes the brain from the person and removes all traces of emotion. It's awful."

[im-ai-jarvis]

sewerfishand2nerds started following you

“Hello.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Ah! Hello there, sir.~8~

~8~Not to be rude, but um, who are you?~8~

The troll’s fins slightly move upward, much like a cat’s ears when curious, except for the fact that they’re fins and on the side of the face.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“My names Jarvis.” He replied with a kind smile. “And you?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Aha, er, please do just call me Tony or Cray. Whichever suits you better. I don’t like my actual name very much.~8~

Well, it was true that his name was embarrassing.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“Well, Cray, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~As well as you, Mr. Jarvis.~8~

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Blimey, I’ve entered Master levels of boredom  I actually thought about blowing up a fuckin’ planet for kicks. Someone save me from this monotony.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Blowin’ up a planet?! That sounds dangerous n’ highly discouraged, ma’am. If you want outta a borin’ situation, one thing is to try n’ find aliens on your planet! Or talkin’ animals, or playin’ with bugs.

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Ah, m’ planets dead, apparently, so no aliens to be found, unless you count me. Bugs? Not exactly my thing. Animals that talk would be a distraction I suppose… I’m Corsair, by the by.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

“Oh! Well, uh, sorry about your planet. I’ve met talkin’ animals before; actually, my best friends’ parents are talkin’ animals (actually, they’re called lusii). Nice t’ meet ya, Corsair, m’ Martha. Martha Filtos. In my spare time I collect cards and watch cool sci-fi shows.”

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

She blinks and tilts her head at the young woman. “I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you’re friend is also a talking animal. It’s a pleasure, Martha.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

"Actually, he's not. 'Parently trolls have large white animals for parents that can talk. Its supposedly not too complicated, but I was raised on Earth for some odd reason, perhaps a time traveller decided t' drop me off here n' I was adopted. You too, Corsair."

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Blimey, I’ve entered Master levels of boredom  I actually thought about blowing up a fuckin’ planet for kicks. Someone save me from this monotony.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Blowin’ up a planet?! That sounds dangerous n’ highly discouraged, ma’am. If you want outta a borin’ situation, one thing is to try n’ find aliens on your planet! Or talkin’ animals, or playin’ with bugs.

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Ah, m’ planets dead, apparently, so no aliens to be found, unless you count me. Bugs? Not exactly my thing. Animals that talk would be a distraction I suppose… I’m Corsair, by the by.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

"Oh! Well, uh, sorry about your planet. I've met talkin' animals before; actually, my best friends' parents are talkin' animals (actually, they're called lusii). Nice t' meet ya, Corsair, m' Martha. Martha Filtos. In my spare time I collect cards and watch cool sci-fi shows."

[ofbrawlingandbooze-deactivated2]

“Blimey, I’ve entered Master levels of boredom  I actually thought about blowing up a fuckin’ planet for kicks. Someone save me from this monotony.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Blowin' up a planet?! That sounds dangerous n' highly discouraged, ma'am. If you want outta a borin' situation, one thing is to try n' find aliens on your planet! Or talkin' animals, or playin' with bugs.

[mechagod-deactivated20141227]

proof that I have time traveled

[samandriel]

My dashboard right now

[dustlightandrain]

“One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a time war. Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Daleks scream “EXTERMINATE”. Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, The Doctor died and Silence Fell. Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine, there he goes back in time. Eight, Seven, Six, Five, saving everybody’s lives. Four, Three, Two, One, grab her hand and whisper “Run.””

for tattoo-girl

It starts in the middle and reads outward.  clockwise ironicaly.  I like clockwise better than anti-clockwise.  I also really like clocks, the ones with the gears that you can see are awesome but I’m off topic now.

Wow I’m so glad I finished it.  But with something this big I just know theres an error somewhere, even after my letter by letter spellcheck.  Still I’m very happy with it.  I thought about putting all the numbers in big sentance circles but I didn’t think it would look as good, and luckily sentance circles are very quick and easy to make as opposed to time consuming letters.

[softgentlepan]

This is too glorious

[quasarkisses]

DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG THIS WOULD’VE TAKEN OMFG

CAN I MARRY YOU YOU SEXY INTELLECTUAL JERK

THIS IS CIRCULAR GALLIFREYAN PORN UNF

[asterismalvixen-moved-deactivat]

i want every fantroll to be wearing booty shorts with words like “juicy” and “bootylicious” on the back

thank u

[bulgeblocker]

fick it

[speedoweedo]

[trolldicksismoved]

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Oh! Then er, please do excuse me for botherin’ you, sir. But before I go, m’name’s Martha. I’m not really from around here, so who are you? It seems like a lotta humans know you.

[fantasticreedrichards-deactivat]

“Like a lotta hum…” Reed looked over, eyebrows lifted at the stranger, noticing all too quickly that she didn’t appear.. normal. Or, human, rather. Mutant? No this seemed a little more extreme than that.

“I’m.. Doctor Reed Richards,” he finally sad, standing upright and putting his focus on her, brow slightly creased as he tried to determine just who - and what - she was.

“Um.. Is there something I can do for you.. Martha?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

Martha never had trouble identifying humans nor where she originally was from, and it was often people would give her the curious face, as if they were trying to figure out if she was just wearing a weird costume or if she actually was an alien creature.

Being an adopted alien grub is hard. It's hard and nobody understands. Except she never often did run into other trolls on Earth, but she was always able to identify the candy corn horns of others.

"Nice t' meet ya, Mr. Richards. Not much, actually. Erm, I do seem t' have wandered from my apartmen' on my run due t' another Cyberman outbreak; where exactly am I?"

[im-ai-jarvis]

sewerfishand2nerds started following you

“Hello.”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Ah! Hello there, sir.~8~

~8~Not to be rude, but um, who are you?~8~

The troll’s fins slightly move upward, much like a cat’s ears when curious, except for the fact that they’re fins and on the side of the face.

[im-ai-jarvis]

“My names Jarvis.” He replied with a kind smile. “And you?”

[sewerfishand2nerds-blog]

~8~Aha, er, please do just call me Tony or Cray. Whichever suits you better. I don't like my actual name very much.~8~

Well, it was true that his name was embarrassing.