What A Crazy Random Happenstance

Emmaline. 20. Pansexual. Hypnotist/mentalist. Opera singer. Taco Bell fanatic. Lover of Doggos, Puppers, and anything in between. i want gillian anderson to be my wife.

[teraokanatsumi]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

[vraishellbelle]

[twitterlols]

[porterr-robinson]

[deathtripz]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[dangerously-human]

@jayykesley

[keybladesoras]

#MAGIC!

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[crappytoilet]

me

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[slimetony]

One year anniversary

[buttcheek2]

when scarjo dies i’ll play her in her biopic. i’m an asian trans man so we’re basically interchangeable

[mcavoy]

[johnmulaneys]

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018)

[notunlikepride]

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

[northisnotup]

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

[johns-potato]

where’s the nailpaint ? the ONLY missing touch from this outfit i feel cheated

[saiasus]

[homie14]

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

my favourite part of queer eye is in the first 10 minutes where they instantly start dragging the guy & invade his home & start wearing random shit they find in the house

[queereyedaily]

tan is scared of dogs