Joey's Bitchin' Black Book

Where would I be without me?

[dewgongo]

how to be a lil bitch:

look like u

act like u

smell like u

dance like u

talk like u

u

[tailscore-deactivated20170319]

[o-r-k-i-d-e-deactivated20210105]

[alyssaemilie]

[toocooltobehipster]

bro…

[morethanfaqs]

Not all heroes wear capes…

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married or some shit and brought my dad to as a witness and the judge was like “prove it? I don’t believe this is an actual marriage and you two are in love” and like they shrugged and started to make out so hard that security had to come to split them up because they went to far, so yeah, real homies make out in a court room to get your homie into Canada to avoid being deported back to his refugee camp.

[exitmybody]

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

[sy0m1n-blog]

[podencos]

[weirdmageddon]

girls night girls night girls night

[f0lx]

you can only reblog this once

[faerieincombatboots]

Blaze it

[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet

[librakitti]

……………………………….incredible 

[gunseli]

The End of the F***ing World

[millionhawkes]

SHIT

[loveandtriphop]

We’ll fast forward to a few years later And no one knows except the both of us And I have honored your request for silence And you’ve washed your hands clean of this

[alolanmiku]

“I BE ON MY MAC DEMARCO SHIT, BREAK MY HEART THEN SMOKE A CIG”

[choisooyoungs]

glow like dat

[c1outy]

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