[sexandespresso]

hey friends I’ve moved to @masterchiefwho in case anyone wants to follow

[sexandespresso]

So I finally got my new blog up and running. Come follow me so I can get rid of this stupid flagged blog. My new one is @masterchiefwho

[sexandespresso]

So I finally got my new blog up and running. Come follow me so I can get rid of this stupid flagged blog. My new one is @masterchiefwho

[harlivy]

butches are sexy in a way straight people will never understand

[earthstory]

[theclickerkid-deactivated201506]

[lurkererkay]

[benjhaisch]

[sexandespresso]

Femme girls who call butches Daddy are wonderful and should be protected always.

[222manythoughts]

I need coffee, rough sex, and a 6 hour nap

[sexandespresso]

Well you’re doing a great job I hope you have a wonderful night 💖

Haha thanks again. I hope you had a good night too.

[teaboot]

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

[tacomel420]

FLAWLESS

[isawyoufly]

FUCKING THANK YOU this is literally the ONLY math lesson my dad taught me and it wasn’t even for tipping but it’s so EASY

[sexandespresso]

Hey I think you’re super attractive my femme heart can’t handle it 😍

Thanks anon, I’m just out here trying to give butches a good name.

[sadlesbeandisaster]

butch lesbians holding you tight… reblog if you agree

[virtuallyinsane]

[sexandespresso]

tbh I’m super horny and I don’t want to go to work

[reifaun-deactivated20150704]

whatever at least I give good head