Random College Drop Out @sexandserendipity - Tumblr Blog

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

So, uh...some dude in my city was drinking and using LSD with his girlfriend, who happens to be a med student, and he woke up at the beach with amnesia and...his abdomen open and part of his small intestine precisely removed without any major blood vessels cut, and apparently his girlfriend is from my medschool and already out of the country and hmm...

thesexiestselkie

jewishjon

Oh god oh fuck oh no

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rudolphsboyfriend

spitblaze

if someone tells you they play Yakuza for anything other than the stupendous water physics they’re probably lying

draayder

I just started yakuza kenzan and was already floored by this, the literal first moments of the game featuring the most photo-realistic puddle I’ve ever seen

this game came out in 2008

draayder

this is not water physics but yakuza 7 decided it wanted to innovate bread physics too

and the team kind of going hog on little things like that gets talked about a little here

Yokoyama just writes “and then Ichiban eats some bread” and the entire animation and modelling team just goes oh yeah? oh yeah??? oh he’ll eat some fucking bread alright

thoradvice

25% is better than 0%. trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of.

slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

bumblebeerror

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

yardsards

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

wonderbitchin

the notes are delightful because its people just now connecting the dots between to sixpencee

lastvalyrian

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

cosmic-aria

This one?:

goldturnedgray

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)

katco-cereal

1-800-blurambles

here u go

vermillion-tones

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

pheygele

this is one of my favorites for sure

courtnashe

Back when this site truly was lawless.

rslashrats

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

rattyzombie

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

rslashrats

you are one of my sims

books-n-quotes

“I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.” Kahlil Gibran, The Madman

betchi

i never watched sailor moon everything i know about it is just through the internet but every time i see usagi i just feel so happy she is the sweetest looking girl

betchi

she's my good friend

betchi

she fills my heart with joy thank you for telling me this

ljspencerauthor

Prayer for the Unknown Dead on Samhain

We pray for those who die Unknown:

The old ones who die alone in their bed,

we see you

The neglected and abused,

we see you

The outcast who are pushed out through no fault of their own,

we see you

The ones who are mentally ill and the neurodivergent,

we see you

The poor, the hungry, the refugee,

we see you

The ones who are killed because of race, religion, or identity,

we see you

The ones who suffered in silence, without a voice,

we see you.

We see you all. The ones who died without a name, without family, without acknowledgement. We light these candles for you because we see you. We see you and honor you as our own Beloved Dead.