brb 4 sum more s.e.x asap

hi its neil i like ninja sex party and other stuff

[sexbanged]

I will fight you

what. who sent this to my dead blog…..

I'll still fight you but like

[possiblypeaches-deactivated2021]

Danny is so good at dancing holy shit.

[tuanofseven]

I cannot believe what I am seeing

[sexbanged]

me on a date: so... haha... when did you realise your standards were this low? :)

[poyo-journal]

“Cutiefly can detect the auras of living things, including people, Pokémon, and plants. They search out flowers by the color and brightness of their auras and then gather their nectar and pollen. When living creatures are excited, it seems that their auras resemble those of flowers in full bloom. As a result, these Pokémon tend to gather near people or Pokémon feeling particularly happy or sad. “ this is a good generation -w-

[kibibarel]

when you’ve got an Opinion™ but you know it’ll open up The Discourse™ so you gotta hold in all your emotion

[petalya]

the type of people the world gives you - 

light:

glows when they talk, dewy eyes, radiates with a blessing from the sun, calm in the air and goodness in their hearts

ocean: 

bodies full of stories, a will that ebbs and flows, lazy smiles, no real devotion to anything but existence itself, wordless lullabies

earth: 

minds like caverns, hands like stone, to hold or to hurt, heavy irises, earthquake tempers, stubborn desire for constant reconstruction

poison: 

an inexplicable sense of sharpness, hot tears, decaying cores, irreversible tornadoes and infectious whispers

[greelin]

how fucked up would it be if sex were real

[slab-o-meat]

me, halfway through my second drink: ohh….pokestop…..the opposite of poke…go….

[regretroids]

[x]

[pastoriagym]

[historyy]

things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

[petalpetal]

I GOT THROWN INTO A COUGHING FIT I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN I SAW THIS SCENE

[petalpetal]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Me giving my furry friend a birthday present: I got you this yift

[the-quasar-hero]

Furry friend: this is the eighth bible you’ve given me

[sexbanged]

@machofam-bam @akazukin-chacha

[willmelon]

I’VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[puckgoodfaggot]

everything my uncle writes on facebook reads like a shitpost and i love it

[puckgoodfaggot]

honestly he’s my favorite

[puckgoodfaggot]

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