i fucking love my girlfriend

・goat/jorji・26・genderfluid latino・any pronouns・more in my about・

[sexgoats]

~Links~

Howdy, I'm Goat or Jorji! full bio/more info on my website!

bsky | newgrounds | artfight | ko-fi 

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I was looking at a funny little toy, mayhaps as a treat for myself, and I saw "stress relief pig" in the listing title and started laughing to myself, my stress relief pig... Users of this website who shall remain unnamed have altered my view of the humble swine into a beast to be laughed at... #MyStressReliefPig

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

Yes this is about him, of course it's about him, hashtag the people's stretch pig

[breakbeatbun]

pretty sure i've seen this thing getting the shitt beat out of him. pretty sure he's not alive anymore.

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

That's not true he can't be. He has to be alive. You're lying because you want to see me cry. He is full of sand and like a brother to me. He has to live.

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[sirartwork]

Accidentally flash-banged myself talking to a coworker today.

[sexgoats]

maaaan i miss being happy

[outofcontextjojo]

[bafahy]

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days

[sexgoats]

whoever made that "chilchuck tims most divorced dad ever" playlist PLEASE send me a tracklist omg this was my comfort playlist im crying

[therobotwig]

"BANZAI!"

All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets. My usual foil for water technique and cotton wool for the splashes were used into create the water

[potablewaters]

this is so coooool look at the water!

[takethistoyourstardust]

mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.

[takethistoyourstardust]

another classic “this was filmed in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s” look from her. i wanna make a collection. also she’s wearing this particular outfit to a radiation facility and is about 2 feet from the line you cannot cross or else you risk exposure to radiation.

[how2forgive]

[problemnyatic]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[devilcat3d]

when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

[yugiohz]

so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds

[yugiohz]

“pushing 30 and [having a hobby]” well yes

[stitchposts]

everytime i see your pfp i always think its just the default one and then i look closer and see it is in fact embroidery

and by sending in this ask you are about to make at least like 5-10 more people also lose their minds. thank you for this rube goldberg machine kickoff. the marble has been plunked.

[haitabetai]

Magic The Gathering

[parappa-raps]

I see a goblin ass, I come hard!