Surely there's a spell for this sort of thing

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[titsay]

year of the rabbit 🐇

[honeybuns3110]

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[thecrookedanimator]

"Pollination"

Gonna catch up on the Bring May Flowers challenge, so here's my SFW entry for "Pollination!" ...from week 1. (In my defense, I've been pet-sitting a raptor.)

Anyways, Gale smooches, mwah mwah mwah

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

[bananiii-0]

"You know I think about you all the time,

And my deep misunderstanding of your life.

And how hard it was to keep it all inside,

And how bad it must have been for you back then."

— The Great Divide, Noah Kahan

[eraserspiral]

reference image

au astarion

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jiabisu]

[rady-art]

I keep refusing to engage with popular media that seems perfectly catered to me, but....a friend has been streaming bg3 for me so. Beautiful idiot man, my beloved

[galesleftearring]

Reblog to kiss Gale Dekarios the Wizard of Waterdeep on his scratchy bearded cheek

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[silent-words]

My dash keeps creating meanings of its own.

[romans-art]

Shadowheart but put her in goth Victorian lace

[bananiii-0]