𝓢𝓉𝓊 𝓜ᴀᴄʜᴇʀ [𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕕]

just a silly lil guy doing silly lil things

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my therapist says i use humor as a defence mechanism ahahahahaha she’s so funny. come on, sarah, i’m the one that tells the jokes round here

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I can’t see Tatum anymore because every time she looks at me she slips over

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you’re a chill roleplayer who doesn’t mind if your rp partners take multiple weeks, or even months to reply.

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why did they call it ‘silence of the lambs’? they should have just called it ‘weird guy’

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good night to Billy and maybe Tatum 🫶

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i’m not an olive kinda guy but olive you

…get it? OLIVE?

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billy looked at me today 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

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it’s pronounced MACKER not MATCHER when will my therapist get that right

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tate looks so pretty today wtf

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okay why won’t let it me reply to people 😠

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gn to Billy and Billy only

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i wanna watch ‘the crow’ but ‘the exorcist’ is on

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why do i have packets of salt in my pockets

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if I get a tattoo of Billy’s face do you think he’ll love me

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you know that one song that goes ‘mmm mmm mmm mmm’. what’s that called?

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do you ever start to eat and you’re like “damn this is so good I hope I never finish this.”

[twoplayer-game]