Not My Area

Everyone knows that sex isn't his area. This is a relatively new blog, so feel free to submit if it strikes your fancy. Guidelines and generator are behind the Submit link!

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Hello friends.

I’ve never used tumblr for anything like this but here goes: Me and Cindy have entered Bowser into a Calendar contest held by Southern California Bulldog rescue. We would be eternally grateful if you guys created a quick account and voted for him! Not only would it help his chances of making it into the calendar but all votes (donations) go to the charity which help out bulldogs in need! Every little bit helps! Thank you guys so much <3

Stacey

Vote for Bowser!

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Thanks to everyone who participated! The winners are:

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Please contact me with your information so I can ship the buttons out ASAP!

Once again, thanks to everyone that participated. Be on the lookout for the next giveaway which will be a bit bigger as we're nearing a milestone :)

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What countries do you ship to? (just wonderin') :D

If you're chosen, you'll get it. Even if you live in Narnia :)

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It's that time again!

I'm still beyond baffled at how many people have supported and contributed to this blog and it truly does warm the cockles of my cold, cold heart knowing that we share a universal love for a certain sexually oblivious consulting detective. 

I still have a couple (quite literally, a couple) extra buttons lying around so why not try to get rid of 'em through an impromptu giveaway?

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IT 'LIKE' THIS POST AND BE ABLE AND WILLING TO SEND ME YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS SO I KNOW WHO I'M SHIPPING IT TO IF YOU WIN.

You don't need to bother reblogging it because let's be honest--nobody likes seeing giveaways and stuff clogging their dash. I'll pick the two winners (randomly, of course) at 8:00PM PST on Monday, the 20th of February and will notify them both on this blog and with a private message. Good luck!

(Also, depending on the feedback I get from this tiny giveaway, I may be inclined to make a few more. Possibly some magnets, as well...)

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Oh, dear.

I've received quite a few messages letting me know that someone has started up a blog with quite literally the same name/url (only with hyphens) and has so far, been posting nothing but previous submissions from this blog. They also don't have the Ask or Submit option enabled, so I'm not really sure as to what the deal is and I can't even ask them if I wanted to. I'm a bit confused as to why they would do that but...ok? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Regardless, thanks for giving me a heads-up on the situation and please keep up the fantastic submissions. I've had issues queuing ones that were submitted as anything but a photo, so please make sure to use the generator and then send the picture on over!

As always, thanks for supporting this blog. Keep your eyes peeled for another S.O.S. button giveaway!

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For any of you interested in a bit of factual morbidity

I’ve created a tiny side blog called Final Exits.

It’s basically a collection of direct transcripts—from the book of the same name—that is an A to Z guide to how and why people die.

I think Sherlock would approve.

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I couldn't resist.

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I'm evil. I know.

Good luck to all the Sherlockians out there tonight. It was a pleasure. 

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