is that a flirtation

one-way ticket to memetown

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[flowerinaflame]

[taquito]

*gets asked about my future*

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[hatake]

me, home alone at three in the morning: hmmm what should i watch??

me:

[hellsite-yano]

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…

Everyone else, including the teacher:

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

Visit Original Link

[notvoid]

(x)

[neo-soulless]

This video has haunted me since seeing it a couple days ago

[trashythingsgohere]

[slaughterhousefive]

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[vanillachigchampa]

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[secretsunkept]

I ugly laughed

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[glutko]

My favorite photos of moths are when they’re clinging to windows and there’s no obvious scale of reference, so they look fucking massive

[glutko]

Like this

[smittenkittenmn]

[cocknurse2-deactivated20190914]

sex for the first time

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

[captain-fucking-levi]

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

[creatineuser14-deactivated20180]

To whoever edited this photo to make it look like Kanye is having a vision of the future: don’t edit a photo like this ever again