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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@sexwrecks
the op of the post with this screenshot going around doesnt want it reblogged anymore, justifiably, but can we all just look at this and scream. like i know this blog has been inactive for ages but can you all just lay your eyes on this. holy fuck
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
please. please i am fucking begging you. just leave the house. go outside. see the world. look at nature. eat some grass. i dont care just. please. for gods sake. get off of tumblr.
Hi how’s everyone doing
who remembers the glee kink meme and that one fic where klaine were cave men
CLASSIC UHURA
but eNOUGH of this......... deep talk. i’m about to crack open a fresh “bones is a poltergeist haunting the uss enterpr!se so he can prank sp*ck and k*rk into fucking” masterpiece
dont be intimidated by my Visionary commentary but yall... i truly feel like we’re living in a perpetual state of sexwrecks. a sexwreckian era if you will
“It’s sad that our politics have become so politicized that you have people refusing to enforce our laws,” Stephen Miller, the senior policy adviser, said in a televised interview.
— NY Times
i fgeel like i wrote this statement. oru politics have become polticized. Sad
Even when he is not speaking, [his mouth] works on overdrive, churning through pieces of Orbit cinnamon gum, which he chews and swallows whole. Notwithstanding his line of work, the man just can’t stand a gross-feeling mouth.
“Two and a half packs by noon,” said Spicer. “I talked to my doctor about it, he said it’s no problem.”
— WaPo
this is my oc snean spicer and he ufkcing loves. cinnamon. actually do you guys remember when people insisted that sweat and cum and stuff smell/taste like cinnamon? do authors still do that? is sean spicer my oc who fucking loves to guzzle cum
what the fucks up yall
you hear about politics? you hear about sports??
i havent been able to read for pleasure in actual months now but im about to sit my ass right down and update this blog anyway. 300 followers still hanging in there, truly optimistic
throwback to the worst thing I ever saw on ao3
“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”
ok this is probably a weird ask but i've been following these chronicles since the tf2chan days and i'm still happy to see you guys are active occasionally and doing ok and whatnot and i'm just really glad you exist in terms of this blog and as people
love u
I hadn’t checked on Chuck Tingle in a while, but he seems to be doing very well for himself.
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
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the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”
Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”
Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”
Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”
Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”
Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”
Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”
Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”
Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”
Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”
Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”
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A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
