The Sexy Chocobo Hotline

Hello, my name is Kenneth! And welcome to the Sexy Chocobo Hotline, where you can flirt with hot, sexy Chocobos from all over the Chocobo farm. Are you tired of the C class Chocobo, and want to move on up to an A class, well now you can with our new Talon friendly number pad. Well sit back, relax, and enjoy the show of the worlds hottest, sexiest Chocobo!

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[yaoiboypussy]

[yugirimistwalker]

image i made of this !

[theotherbitchinthebasement]

[thebiclub-deactivated20231228]

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

[dr-mono]

YOU

[gaystation-4]

[gaystation-4]

[sexychocobo]

Unholy Ignorance (WIP)

I wonder if

the boy Penguins

Know they’re hurting

Jesus

When they choose

A male mate

For life

I wonder if

They know God

Frowns upon their

Same-sex debauchery

When they adopt the helpless

Egg

And raise it

As their own child

I Wonder if that chick

Understands the cultural

Implications of two fathers

Caring, loving, and nurturing

for their young while living ignorant

Blissfully

In their sin

--- Wrooby Tuesday

[onlytiktoks]

[sexychocobo]

Best shit I've ever seen.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[vitwixt]

the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

[titleknown]

I hope this gets popular enough we see Billy West and John DiMaggio decide to voice it, because god I can hear it clear as day in my head...

[puppygirl-panopticon]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[thegirlwithcaramelskin]

Admire yourself naked.

Do it often.

[sexychocobo]

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[mysharona1987]