A Conspiracy of Cartographers

Filmmaker || Hacker || Archaeologist || Thespian || Visionary || Dreamweaver || plus Actor

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[sexyjeffgoldblum]

I didn’t know where to release this, but a recent Steven Universe episode inspired me to make this.

[bedeliadumaurier]

i hope the clintons get a cat again when (god willing) hillary wins it’s been TOO long since there’s been a cat in the white house:

[noamchimpsky]

i

love

socks!!!

[bedeliadumaurier]

she did a good job:

[orwell]

Fargo (1996) dir. Coen Brothers

[alfsnumberonefan]

According to Nintendo Waluigi isn't related to Wario

He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.

whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.

Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!” 

God damn. The mild world of Waluigi. 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Laverne is not PLAYING with anyone.

[sandandglass]

[the-boywho]

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

this woman is my fucking queen 

[hopethedork]

The most important thing about the con so far

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[diamondlife1]

[nevver]

[amnhnyc]

The “dinosaur bones” that you see on display at the Museum aren’t really bones at all. Through the process of fossilization, ancient animal bones are turned into rock. 

Most ancient animals never became fossils. Their carcasses were likely consumed by other organisms, or worn away by wind or water. But sometimes the conditions were right and their remains were preserved. The most common process of fossilization happens when an animal is buried by sediment, such as sand or silt, shortly after it dies. Its bones are protected from rotting by layers of sediment. As its body decomposes all the fleshy parts wear away and only the hard parts, like bones, teeth, and horns, are left behind. Over millions of years, water in the nearby rocks surrounds these hard parts, and minerals in the water replace them, bit by bit. When the minerals have completely replaced the organic tissue, what’s left is a solid rock copy of the original specimen.

Learn more on the Museum’s Dinosaur website. 

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

[tronikart-deactivated20160726]

[hollowbon3s]

[turtlesinahalfshell]