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K here.

Due to reasons, this service will have to be put on a hiatus. Sorry babes.

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So your girl has been watching entirely too much Zubatman lately. 

This is the consequence.

Who wants to get whipped?

-K

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I’m prepared for the day of lust if anyone wishes to claim me for it. 

Maybe I should go out on the town and try to wreck some relationships by turning some heads. 

Your THOT likes a little bit of trouble making.

-K

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So I somehow managed to borrow Big G’s throne and jacket for a few moments.

You don’t ever want to get on the boss’s bad side. Us grunt are known to occasionally be dorks but him? He’s bad ass all around. Don’t ever think of bad mouthing him when I’m around. Or ever.

The fact that I got away with this, shit, even I can’t help but feel a little bit giddy.

-K

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I have a love for sweaters that suit the warm Alolan weather.

Even in the colder months it still happens to be warm through the days, the nights do get cold though. 

But the boob window? Nothing like a cool ocean breeze running between them to help cool them.

-K

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So, one of you sweet peas got me a Glameow hoodie for Mewmas, for some strange reason.

Figured it was about time I modelled it for you to show that I did actually wear it despite the warm weather.

It’s not easy to get to my heart, but I do happen to have a soft spot for felines.

I hope you like it.

-K

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Ya girl is back at it for another Sunday.

Things are getting hotter, for you that is, because your girl is adventuring more in what she takes photos of.

Expect more... revealing things in the future.

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Your girl was given some cute underwear to model.

Your girl also wanted to prove that it wasn’t cute, it was sexy. 

They changed the description of the item after I proved it to them with this photo here.

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        Hey guys, back for another Sunday.

This is still one of my favourites. I love this sweater so much because I don’t actually sweat too much in it. It’s so comfortable if you don’t mind showing off most of your body.

I know you guys don’t mind me showing off most of my bod.

The most easy access sweater you’ll ever see. I need more of these things. 

Ya girl needs more clothes to model, unless nya want me to start doing more nude stuff.

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I swear I’m not dead...yet.

Your girl’s been working extra hard lately. It’s hard work buying all these super cute outfits, y’know. If only I had someone to buy them for me. It’d mean they would get to stick me in whatever they wanted to see me in.

I want the red version of this outfit. Litten themed. <3 For your kitten.

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There’s always been a certain issue when it comes to the pendant on our chains. A number of times I’ve had to fish it outta there is astronomical.  You’re welcome to fish it out for me if you ever see it in there. ‘m sure you’d like that, wouldn’t nya?

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Hmm? Dis is your desk huh? Who woulda thunk it?    … I’m in the way, nya say? You have to do your homework? Hmm… Tell nya what, there’s plenty of room still and if you do mine too I’ll let nya look wherever nya want to while you do it. Hell, I’ll even let nya use my lap if nya really want to… What’s that? You need the hard desk so you can actually write? A’ight, lemme just spread my legs ta make some more room fer nya.