Fight me

Rohan. 26. Hella queer. I'm kinda just here to vibe. Any pronouns

[prettiestboytoy2]

Artist

[tredlocity]

[bunniope]

the f-35 is kind of moe through helplessness

[larval-tear]

oops

[reginaldqueribundus]

stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

Jar Jar killed a guy

ASDLSFKSLKFSJDKLSJ

sorry for the long post but I just want to thank everyone for these tags. I’m shaking. Thank you so much.

[derpymidnight]

palpatine staged his own kidnapping like some sort of kink service

[reginaldqueribundus]

— tags via wellsbering

I mean… yeah

[stealthetrees]

Jabbas cousin ran off with a stripper and they got a bunch of blackmail on the hutts but then she killed him and went back to work for jabba

[judgedarts]

i think they’d be big fans of each other 🥲

[tsukinoinaba]

Shadow literally, canonically IS a fan of Ryuko, so we’re halfway there.

[demilypyro]

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Kid Icarus: Uprising - Aurum Island

[demilypyro]

Okay.

I may have a crush on Vi.

[demilypyro]

Fuck.

I need a girlfriend.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[weiss-drachen]

[dumbnojutsu]

[shadowbrightshine]

I love this thing.

[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[tumblrisweird]

completely deranged moment from The Fucking Creep (aka Holly Hollow_tones) in Buckshot Roulette last night

[hollowtones]

[demaparbat-hp]

They would.

[t2ukky]

((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

[taxidermycanine]

uahhhhh (mouths you lovingly)

[mumblesplash]

HETALIA IS REAL????????

[mumblesplash]

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT NO ITS A

FUCKEING

ANIME

[mumblesplash]

i’m going to watch it

[mumblesplash]

[mumblesplash]

maybe it is possible to be racist to italians

[mumblesplash]

There Are Thirteen Seasons.

[mumblesplash]

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS LIKE A DAY OLD

[mumblesplash]

[3liza]

i really wish the Matt Mullenweg Meltdown was easier to follow and explain because his public career suicide is extremely funny and i think i only understand about 1/4th of it fully

[3liza]

[3liza]

If WordPress is to survive, Matt Mullenweg must be removed

I believe Matt Mullenweg's abuses of his unilateral, unchecked powers prove that it is in the best interest of the entire WordPress communit

[3liza]

have to note here that none of the CURRENT matt stuff has anything to do with his trans woman banning rampage earlier this year. it's a completely new, separate thing. the people mad at him about this current thing are, as far as I can tell, completely unaware of his earlier behavior on Tumblr.

I haven't had the time or energy to comment on the reddit threads where this stuff is being hashed out/Matt is being yelled at, but I think the WordPress and WP Engine people and all their interested clients should probably be informed about the shit he did on Tumblr this year. i don't expect it would alter the trajectory of events in any way, I just think it would stir shit and be funny to add it into the mix 😀

[3liza]

WordPress Vs. WP Engine? It Doesn’t Matter. It’s Bad For The Internet.

The co-founder of WordPress steps in it, repeatedly, in a forest-for-the-trees fight with WP Engine that makes me feel sad for the open inte

[3liza]

oh my god that's right. did anyone follow up on this?

[3liza]

Is Matt Mullenweg defending WordPress or sabotaging it?

Hi everyone! Mathew Ingram here. This is The Torment Nexus (you can find out more about me and this newsletter — and why I chose to call it

this is a really good, short version of events thus far. "bad take" lmao