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I LOVE the way the logo warps like it's underwater!

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occasionally subtle
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THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED
THIS GUY HAS A REDBUBBLE. Holy crap, the moment I have money, I want to buy maybe a pullover or a shirt with this.
I LOVE the way the logo warps like it's underwater!
What the fuck
It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.
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Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.
foot to head ratio off the charts
my personal take on the matter
farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders
Legal drinking age for different fantasy species:
Humans - 18
Elves - 180
Orcs - 8
Halflings - 33
Fairies - 11
Dragonborn - 300
Demons - 60
Dwarves - 0
Dwarven milk has such a high ABV that it's legally considered a controlled substance in some human kingdoms.
Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."
This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find
Some people get existential dread from this
Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating
@makaeru peer review cos this made me check when the Sumerians happened and I forget how recent history is for every other continent. 7000 - 8000 years ago just isn't that long when you're in Australia, and the amount of detailed history we have access to here is wonderful and should be recognised more internationally
Source (non Aboriginal)
And a quote I picked out from a longer interview with an Aboriginal local elder about the area where he touched on the history
Source (the rest of the interview is really interesting and all transcribed, have a look if you're curious)
This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.
My favorite fact about Aboriginal oral history is the fact that we pretty recently discovered that the Aboriginal myth of the 7 Sisters, an origin story for the Pleiades star cluster, accurately reflects a point TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO when two stars in the constellation got close enough together to no longer be distinguishable by the naked eye.
The story? 6 sisters running from something that took their 7th sister.
as a gilgar gunditj woman, i was not expecting to see my culture on my dash.
thank you for spreading our words and treating our culture with respect.
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
grug dont have to change!
Thinking about Grace as a teacher.
I think he would be very cute and very supportive of anything his students wanted to do in their future
That's how the nicknames came about
He accidentally called one student a "starling" when they got excited over the prospect of being an astronaut. "Good idea, starling!" or maybe "Have a good weekend in the mountains, starling!"
He was embarrassed at first. What kind of teacher was he, assigning special nicknames to his students? But then another asked for the nickname. But they weren't an aspiring astronaut, they wanted to be a botanist. So, "plantling" came about.
By the end of the school year, he had many, many nicknames for the many professions his students wants to go into. Starling, plantling, paintling, lightling were a few of them. His favourite was fishling for the kid who wanted to be a marine biologist. He loved giving them out, and the students liked receiving them just as much
i love how everyone's opinion of ryland grace's sexuality is
completely aroace
gay for rock
gay for rock x2
gay for markiplier
gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie
boytoy for Eva Stratt
Headcanon that those are also the in-universe opinions about his sexuality.
- They already thought of him as Eva Stratt's boytoy.
- I'm sure some people would joke around that Ryland Grace didn't come back when he could because he fell in love with a space rock.
- Queerplatonic or not eridians always assume in fics that they must be dating when they're in friendly terms.
- from the 2 fics I've read I'm sure people on staff shipped Ryder and Colt, so when the less pissy twin brother comes along just lightly more cordial rumors awake.
In other words: Grace is cursed to be seen like he could get passed around like a blunt.
And it's so much funnier to me if he is decidedly not.
Do any of you guys still remember this AU?
They're as beautiful as the day I last saw them
Hail Mary, not really full of grace ✨
UPDATE: Little Crying Grace is now available for FREE up on my VGen!!! Go and keep our little leaky space blob safe and warm!!!
Choose your fighter looking ahhh
The funniest version of bloodymary, to me, is where Adrian finds Simon entirely separately and has to go through their own ordeal of bonding with a sad traumatized squishy wet human while wondering how their partner's going to react. And then when Rocky gets back theyre both nervously llike. Hey babe. So there's something I have to show u,,,,, also you're gonna have to get cool about a lot of things real fast. Meanwhile simon and Grace are sniffing at each other like two cats being introduced through a bathroom door
felt compelled to doodle a significant forehead press ™
a non-canon mini comic for fun
just to reiterate, this is NOT canon to the comic. or to either movie probably lol.
just love the idea that the reason simon didn't listen to the written stuff was because it sucked to read (and not, like, either defiance or a purposeful disregard for the sake of survival)
i feel like you can tell through how little i fuck with grace's glasses in the usual comic that i wear glasses IRL. if my glasses aren't perfectly aligned on my face i am SHOVING them back in place. ryan gosling obviously does not wear glasses regularly
simon's brothers