Welcome, hoes

scruffyin' on your sargent  catch me on Minecraft

[sgt-scruffy]

USERNAME CHANGE

iwant-dog -> sgt-scruffy

I thought maybe after 10 years it's time. Sgt-scruffy is what I call my og cat and what I use for games.

Thinking also about changing my pfp

PFP

Terry from Solar Opposites

Cool Rick (I hate change)

Mommy Gerard Way

secret 4th thing

Voting ended onDec 18, 2024

[sgt-scruffy]

PFP changed to Mommy Way and changed my header to Ricky and Julian from trailer park boys <3

Also I have side blogs is anyone is interested :)

2k14 Tumblr :)

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my wlw cottagecore side

.....🌲🌲 sgt-scruffy loves the mountains 🌲🌲..... 🌾🐴🐑🐝not well upkept but not dead🐝🐑🐴🌾

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[loveridden1999]

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[trailertrashgrog]

no death penalty for luigi

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[depsidase]

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[dajo42]

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

[podcastwizard]

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[cryptotheism]

Listen kitten, mommy REALLY needs to caramelize four pounds of onions in a huge pot. Mommy isn't sure if this is a sex thing for her just yet but she will keep you updated.