Sgt-Johnny-Soap-Mactavish

It's pishing it doon so ask away. The Sergeant is AROUND 😎

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

"Ach, awa' and bile yer heid!" Sgt MacTavish here, what ye wanting?

18+ MDNI -

Limits under the cut

pfp - @namedlunagoddess

This blog is for everyone except assholes. No c.ai here, don't use any of this for c.ai etc, etc :)

Also nit limited to nsfw stuff, open to fluff, romance, sick fic stuff, I have very little limits ☺️

Anons: ☕️, 🥶, 🐶, 🐩, 🧼, ☀️, 🍉, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, 🍫, 👾,🍃, 🫀, ☎️, 🐺, 🍔, 🦈, 🏁, 🕯️, 🇦🇺, 🎧, 💄, 🪼, 🎨, 🌍, 🐆, ⏳, 🦌, ⚠️, 🌂

Feel free to be as feral as you want - dub- con, non-con, kidnapping, pet play, creepy stuff, dom/sub, somnolent, manipulation, stalking, watersports, come eating, knives, guns, bratting, BDSM, free-use, impact play, monsters, role play, humiliation, chastity, primal

Limits; perma-death, scat, described vomit, Pro-ED, misgendering, de-trans, race play, incest, don't be shitty!

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

hey handsome, ye miss me? 🤭

hey cutie, a’ways 😘

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Thank you Johnny 🥺🥺

I’m genuinely so surprised I made it here, I may be book smart but I’m a dumbass most times, but hey, fuck it I made it

And I’m Canadian so another year of being able to drink and smoke legally 😎😎

-🍃✨ (should I do one or the other? Or like the fairy thing idk)

*gives you a massive bear hug*

Join the club Tink, all we can do is our best each day and jus’ keep going while enjoying ourselves 😘

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*just keeps running* OH I'LL FIND A HIDING SPOT! YOU SHALL NEVER CATCH ME!

(I'm done with going anon lol and shortening my sign off from "your local dumbass" to just the wolf emoji)

-🐺

*he just chuckles and watches you run away*

Ye keep ‘hinking that! It’s ho’ ahm gonna win!

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

mmmh true true....

Does Laswell need any help with the taskforce? I can help run that 😂

-🍉

Probably. She a’ways says we’re a han’ful 🤣

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*whispers softly* You're not as subtle as you think you are...

*ruffles your Mohawk*

-🕯

But ye let me dae it 🥰 no’ shush, this is my favourite bit

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Of course! I'll fix you up a plate eggs and fruit too. Any other toppings or a drink you want?

(glad to hear it even with a set back.💙)

Some orange juice would be good if ye’ve got it 😘

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

I might explode out of joy when I go there

(I'm the bigg at cat purrson ever)

How's your day going stinker

Ah prefer dogs maself but cats are good tae. Ma days are a bit brighter wi’ ye lot around

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*struggling to fix my hair into a faux mohawk in preparation for a convention in three months*

*quietly laughs while taking blackmail pictures* 👀

[sliverwolf20]

*heard his camera shutter and look at him in shock and shyness* Johnny..... Why did you do that?

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Ye looked cute 😘 would ye like a hand?

[sliverwolf20]

*blush and nod* I was going to cosplay you as a female....

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Cool! Hang on, I’ll grab what I use fer ma hair and some other bits and pieces tae help ye.

*he runs off to his room and comes back with an armful of stuff*

[sliverwolf20]

Oh my! *Look at his supply*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Right. So the secret to getting the height is to layer hairspray and make sure it’s completely dry between them.

*he pulls out a seat and gestures for you to sit*

[sliverwolf20]

*smile and sit down on the seat*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

So we shaving the sides or do ye just wanna fake it?

[littlebit-of-art]

half finished first thought of lesbian!141

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Ish my birthday:3

Two decades of this life done, idk how I made it here but fuck it we ball

-🍃✨ (fuck it I’m tink now)

Happy Birthday Tink! 🎉✨✨🎉 Ah hope it’s a good one 😘 Here’s to another two years!

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*struggling to fix my hair into a faux mohawk in preparation for a convention in three months*

*quietly laughs while taking blackmail pictures* 👀

[sliverwolf20]

*heard his camera shutter and look at him in shock and shyness* Johnny..... Why did you do that?

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Ye looked cute 😘 would ye like a hand?

[sliverwolf20]

*blush and nod* I was going to cosplay you as a female....

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Cool! Hang on, I’ll grab what I use fer ma hair and some other bits and pieces tae help ye.

*he runs off to his room and comes back with an armful of stuff*

[sliverwolf20]

Oh my! *Look at his supply*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Right. So the secret to getting the height is to layer hairspray and make sure it’s completely dry between them.

*he pulls out a seat and gestures for you to sit*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*struggling to fix my hair into a faux mohawk in preparation for a convention in three months*

*quietly laughs while taking blackmail pictures* 👀

[sliverwolf20]

*heard his camera shutter and look at him in shock and shyness* Johnny..... Why did you do that?

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Ye looked cute 😘 would ye like a hand?

[sliverwolf20]

*blush and nod* I was going to cosplay you as a female....

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Cool! Hang on, I’ll grab what I use fer ma hair and some other bits and pieces tae help ye.

*he runs off to his room and comes back with an armful of stuff*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

I highly doubt that I'll enjoy a bunch of humans singing and dancing around, but alright.

*rests my arm on your shoulder*

-🕯

At least yer givin’ it a chance. I’ll take my wins where I can get them 😊

*subtly sinks into your arm and rests my head back against it*

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Not a damn thing ❤️ family is out of town so I get to lounge about in not but skivvies and finally catch up on my watch list and a couple books.

I did batch cook French toast (which I'm hella proud of it's made with croissant bread and chocolate honey butter) and get lots of fruit to snack on.

(how recovery going still if you don't mind my asking)

Now tha’ sounds like a fantastic time. Got any French toast left? 🥺

(It’s going, had a bit of a set back when I held in a sneeze but I didn’t blow my eardrum or brains out so that’s good. Mostly out of pain and I’m get my checkup in a week 💙)

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Don't mind mee *Lays down on your lap, looking up at you* Comfy. Anyway, what kinda animal do ya think you'd be :3 -🐆

Ah’m glad someone’s comfy.

Hm, obviously I’d be something like a lion. Predator, top o’ the food chain, lays around in the sun and sleeps most o’ the day

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

*struggling to fix my hair into a faux mohawk in preparation for a convention in three months*

*quietly laughs while taking blackmail pictures* 👀

[sliverwolf20]

*heard his camera shutter and look at him in shock and shyness* Johnny..... Why did you do that?

[sgtjohnnysoapmactavish]

Ye looked cute 😘 would ye like a hand?