Sh0ckW4v3

they/she | resident pikachugirl hacker | 🏳️‍⚧️ | @Sh0ckW4v3 on Gliscord, no other social media. Anyone else claiming to be me is lying. | Fuck the government, fuck capitalism, fuck the League. ((Pokémon IRL, part of the Prisma Rangers but won't be exclusively interacting with them))

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Hey! I'm Sh0ckW4v3 (Shockwave), and this is my Rotomblr. I've also got a website, which you can find [here].

About me:

I'm not telling you my real name or age so don't ask.

I'm a transgender lesbian, and my pronouns are they/she. Just she/her if you're a cis person I don't know though.

I have a Porygon named Fujiwara (using surnames as Pokémon names is funny to me it sounds so formal) and a couple other Pokémon that I'm a little hesitant to talk about because they could be used to narrow down who I am.

I'm an Ancestralist and my religion means a lot to me, so feel free to ask questions about it.

When I say fuck the League, I mean the Kanto/Johto League. From what I've heard it's better in other places and kids actually have a safety net instead of being chewed up and then spat back out right into Team Rocket's hands.

My biggest claims to fame are the Champion Lance "weed out the strong from the weak" email leak [link] and the decryption of the Up-Grade disc for Porygon [link]. The government and League don't like me and neither does Silph :3

I'm also one of the Prisma Rangers, chosen by the Zap Plate. It's kind of weird honestly to get powers from an artifact sacred to a religion that's not mine, but I'm not going to argue with the ability to help people.

//hey there, welcome to the ooc section! i'll clear up some shit that Sh0ckW4v3 didn't mention here.

//first: they are in fact a minor, so don't bring any nsfw here. mun's an adult though.

//second, uh, i can't actually think of anything else. lmk if you want something added.

[lopunnears]

i have a question

religiously, do you, the rotomblr user reading this, generally follow/believe in:

arceus

mew

another legendary or small group

most or all legendaries

my religion isn’t based around pokemon/isn’t here (tell me in the tags)

i’m a faller and retain my home’s concept of religion

i’m atheist

my life has been directly impacted by one or more legendaries

i’m bald/vanilla extract/nuance(is this what the kids say these days)

Voting ended onSep 22, 2024

[sh0ck-w4v3]

I'm an Ancestralist, so Mew. Kind of weird to use its name instead of just calling it The Ancestor.

[bb-drayster]

tomorrow is pride month. you know what that means.

-🐉

[sh0ck-w4v3]

I was gonna continue the bit by saying "do you want us to make, like. Gay posts?" but actually yeah that is what we should all be doing

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Do you want people to like.

Experience gay trauma?

Huh?

...No, that doesn't quite work either

[bb-drayster]

tomorrow is pride month. you know what that means.

-🐉

[sh0ck-w4v3]

I was gonna continue the bit by saying "do you want us to make, like. Gay posts?" but actually yeah that is what we should all be doing

[average-escavalier-enjoyer]

...sometime i do wish that those officials of this sport updated the regulations regarding the age minimum rules.. the age minimum to train a jouster was around 7 years old, the lances were not par to for appropriate use for such ages. not to mention the steel types and the ride or Steeds we train internationally are quite difficult for someone of that age to handle

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Give the 7yos weapons. Nothing will go wrong

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Yup they mostly show up in the genocide route, and like 2 other instances. One of which is after doing a Genocide route, then completing a true pacifist. And the other shows when they first fell into the underground. There are also some item interactions in the genocide route that is probably Chara speaking.

mm. yeah i'm not doing genocide

[sh0ck-w4v3]

There's some lore in it that's probably worth watching a playthrough for esp if you want to write about Flowey, but tbh it's kind of miserable to play yourself anyway. It's set up to be grindy and boring and make you feel like a terrible person, and all the bosses die instantly except for two that are so hard they're frustrating.

CW for the judgement hall if you do watch a playthrough, there's one bit of dialogue there that uses some religious stuff. Just one line at the beginning of a fight though.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Actually you know what, here. This is the important part. No religious stuff here, but Flowey does break the fourth wall at one point to address people watching the video so you'll want to be prepared for that.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Yup they mostly show up in the genocide route, and like 2 other instances. One of which is after doing a Genocide route, then completing a true pacifist. And the other shows when they first fell into the underground. There are also some item interactions in the genocide route that is probably Chara speaking.

mm. yeah i'm not doing genocide

[sh0ck-w4v3]

There's some lore in it that's probably worth watching a playthrough for esp if you want to write about Flowey, but tbh it's kind of miserable to play yourself anyway. It's set up to be grindy and boring and make you feel like a terrible person, and all the bosses die instantly except for two that are so hard they're frustrating.

CW for the judgement hall if you do watch a playthrough, there's one bit of dialogue there that uses some religious stuff. Just one line at the beginning of a fight though.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Hey, so... when does Chara show up? Is this just something that only happens in the genocide route? I know that fanon portrays them with a knife a lot, but they're actually a misunderstood kid who made truly awful decisions...

[sh0ck-w4v3]

You only meet them face to face there, yeah. And fanon's mostly like that about them bc people like to push all the blame for that route onto them instead of facing the fact that they did that.

[bb-drayster]

gooooodmorning unova. wgat are we eatin for breakfast today

-🐉

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Bowl of rice (plain)

[aura-acolyte-archive]

Hey there! Guess what! Me and Steven have been working on a secret little project and I finally get to reveal it! Presenting:

The Caroline Birch Foundation

An organization dedicated to helping failed League trainers get back on their feet! Our goal is to serve as a safety net for trainers who took on the League but had to drop out for one reason or another. We've got lots of resources for finding jobs (nothing Devon Corp related, don't worry), housing, anything you might need to get back on your feet! And it requires no payment on your part! We're entirely funded by backing from our generous donors (er, pretty much just me and Steven, actually) and also accept donations from anyone!

Here's a link to our website!

[sh0ck-w4v3]

oh wait you can skip the asgore fight? Did not know that, neat

Yeah you just have to turn around after you beat Mettaton EX, then you get the call when you leave the CORE.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

if you are going to do the true pacifist route, a couple tips that could make things easier

1: the pie lowers Asgores defense, im sorry but you will have to fight him in that route

2: resting at one of the inns either in Snowdin or mtt resort will give you temporary hp above your max, and is technically free

3: the bicycle healing item heals 11 hp and can be used twice, for 22 hp

4: the temmie armor decreases in price after every death to a minimum of 750 g

5: the cloudy glasses and torn notebook increase your invincibility frames after being hit, which can save some hp in certain situations and are sold by Gerson in waterfall

6: in hotland are the burnt frying pan and stained apron, the first increases all items healing by 4, and the latter heals 1 hp every 2 turns

Hope these help if you do decide to do it!

oh! i didn't know about the inn..... it was always too expensive for me, yknow? and i'll save the pie.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Oh, only the Snowdin hotel gives you your money back. MTT one charges you for real.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Also technically you can skip the Asgore fight completely. You probably won't though bc the way you do it isn't really intuitive.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

if you are going to do the true pacifist route, a couple tips that could make things easier

1: the pie lowers Asgores defense, im sorry but you will have to fight him in that route

2: resting at one of the inns either in Snowdin or mtt resort will give you temporary hp above your max, and is technically free

3: the bicycle healing item heals 11 hp and can be used twice, for 22 hp

4: the temmie armor decreases in price after every death to a minimum of 750 g

5: the cloudy glasses and torn notebook increase your invincibility frames after being hit, which can save some hp in certain situations and are sold by Gerson in waterfall

6: in hotland are the burnt frying pan and stained apron, the first increases all items healing by 4, and the latter heals 1 hp every 2 turns

Hope these help if you do decide to do it!

oh! i didn't know about the inn..... it was always too expensive for me, yknow? and i'll save the pie.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Oh, only the Snowdin hotel gives you your money back. MTT one charges you for real.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

girl help. what do i do? i am very much accepting suggestions because alphys got too wrapped up in her own anxiety to help me.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

It's been a while so I forget the details, but I think this one relies on jumping to a platform without a button and then going back so you can flip everything around.

[bb-drayster]

it’s always “i love your posts” and never “here, have my life savings”

-🐉

[sh0ck-w4v3]

My life savings is -₽400 is that okay

[pokemonshelterstories]

What's the worst or most dangerous pokemon related advice you've ever seen? Inspired by a post i saw suggesting Hattrem as an emotional support pokemon.

everyone who suggests giving your pikachu/dedenne/pachirisu/etc. a bath. these electric rodents should groom themselves perfectly well on their own, and putting them im water can give them chills and even send them into shock. a stressed electric type will discharge the electricity it has stored up, and...well. i'm sure you can imagine why that wouldn't end well.

[sh0ck-w4v3]

SERIOUSLY. Even when they do get dirty enough they need help cleaning up, literally just wetting a brush or comb with warm water and maybe a bit of Pokémon shampoo works. Don't put Electric types in water unless it's a Chinchou or Lanturn.

[bb-drayster]

gonna be real. it’s kinda lame if you can’t carry your strongest pokemon

-🐉

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Brb lifting my Steelix over my head

[bb-drayster]

that’s what i’m talkin’ about. heh

[sh0ck-w4v3]

Okay I do Not post pictures of myself on the internet (my pfp doesn't even look like me at all), but I want you to know I did it for real I'm not fucking around