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[liartownusa]

The Old Prospector Narrates Erotic for the Blind

[oppressed-opossum]

Okay I NEED to hear this.

[typhlosionofficial]

It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology. 

[carudamon119]

nori ‏@nori22 積もってる

[manextreme]

[dennybitte]

first green in the woods

by Denny Bitte

march 2016

[lovelyanifashion]

Pretty blace platforms & boots

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Use discount code shan to save 20%,every account can have 3 times to use it.

[babyanimalgifs]

[sixpenceee]

Authentic vampire-killing kit in a rosewood and ebony case from the19th century, currently up for auction in Dallas. (Source)

[koryomo]

I haven’t seen these on here yet so here you go. Overwatch promo vehicles from Pax East 2016.

[tiddy-sempai]

I can’t believe they gave dad76 a truck

[sh1r0ba-blog]

I threw up color on a canvas for @sennari whom i missed greatly

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[awesomevines]

[jellyfshh]

I’m the guy meowing back

[tinyredbird]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[baroquebronze]

Alexander McQueen Fall 2016

[foodffs]

Grilled Chicken with Balsamic Vinegar

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[tinyienzo]

when link doesn’t get what he wants

[sennari]

Things I wanna do soon:

-start jogging

-buy a cute new swimsuit

-break up with my bf

-improve my cosplay makeup

-schedule photoshoots for the next con

-work on AN vlogs

[sh1r0ba-blog]

So, I actually know a ton about makeup and have learned even more since we last got together, I can totes help!

[simple-x]